#987

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:37 p.m.

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Hinkle: I have to do what? (Hinkle grabs his own head on both sides and agitatedly shakes it) FIX! BANKS!

#985

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:34 p.m.

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Hinkle: This is my equation! (gestures frantically at huge MV=PQ on the overhead) If something's wrong in the economy, I gotta do what? Fix my equation! [...] M is for money supply, V is for velocity of money-- Student: Velocity of money? What's that supposed to mean? Hinkle: Imagine a Susan B. Anthony hitting you on the forehead. *reenacts*

#984

57

Nov. 25, 2009, 10:32 p.m.

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Hinkle: I'm putting a hex on her, see? (vigorously waves pen) Well you know, the weird thing is, I had a professor at Ohio State who was actually a warlock. Students: ???

#982

24

Nov. 25, 2009, 9:48 p.m.

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//At MCYO rehearsal Mr. Herman: Okay, so what's the mathematical equivalent of a dotted-quarter on the bow? *No one answers* Mr. Herman: C'mon, I thought you guys went to Blair!

#981

55

Nov. 25, 2009, 9:39 p.m.

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Mr. Freeman: I can't be President, I'm bald!

#980

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Nov. 25, 2009, 12:13 p.m.

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Rose: Ok, we're going to go up by desk, do it really fast and shove it down our throats, and then do some more dumb crap and then some math.

#978

44

Nov. 25, 2009, 9:01 a.m.

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//During Graphics Scott L: A queue is like a stack except stuff falls out the bottom. (singing) I'm a queue, I'm a queue, I'm a queue!

#977

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Nov. 25, 2009, 8:54 a.m.

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Pham: See, I tell my son that if he no get good grade, I no give him Christmas present. And he have to get a A in Math. Student: Wait, you have a son? Pham: I only tell you kid what, 10 time? *phone rings* Hang on... //At the end of the call... Pham: That was his Math teacher. Apparently he answer first page of test then turn it in and say he done. I tell her to tell him Christmas not coming.

#976

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Nov. 25, 2009, 8:48 a.m.

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//Whitacre is out and it's physics of music day Sub: So he told me to put on the video. But there are 2 videos here... //Picks up Star Trek by accident Sub: Wait, this has nothing to do with Mecca! Student: Yes it does...um...one of the characters is a...whats-it-called...Jew! //The 2 magnets in the room headdesk

#975

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Nov. 25, 2009, 8:46 a.m.

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//Talking about Nth Term Test of Divergence Stein: Since we only have 45 minutes today, I need to get a major point across to you really fast. Only some kids take weeks to get it. So I don't know if this will help at all...but we're doing it anyways.