#958

-1018

Nov. 24, 2009, 7:30 p.m.

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// Raina and Lisa are walking to Cellphys from outside. Lisa reaches for Raina's hand. Raina: Lisa!!! Don't touch me. I have ladybug pee on my hand! Lisa: Oh... // Lisa and Raina walk up to the third floor. Lisa forgets what Raina said. // Lisa grabs Raina's hand. Lisa: Oh you're so FUNNY Raina! OH SHNAPPPPPPP....LADYBUG PEEE!!!!!

#956

410

Nov. 24, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

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*In ceramics class Neel: If you don't get it, you don't get it. Lisa: GEICO!!! Neel: Noooo. The Washington Post! *Lisa laughs and smacks the table. Lisa: OH CRAP, MY TEAPOT!

#954

24

Nov. 24, 2009, 5:10 p.m.

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//in history class, with a substitute Katie: "Who's this woman here that's not Mrs. Selman?" Evan: "I dunno, but it's an improvement."

#953

3745

Nov. 24, 2009, 3:19 p.m.

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stein: i like eli's way better its faster eli: *whispers* thats what she said

#952

13

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:20 a.m.

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//while teaching curl and divergence to mathphys Mr. Schafer: I don't want to ruin this for one Eric W. -- what's his middle initial?

#951

44

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:19 a.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Your anal mech book. *mutters to self* Because that doesn't sound wrong.

#950

77

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:19 a.m.

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//talking about It's Academic Mr. Schafer: We think we are the best. I agree, and therefore we should win. It's modus ponens or something. Mario: Haha, modus pwn-ens.

#949

4145

Nov. 24, 2009, 8:22 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: Where the other staple? //Pham looks around Mr. Pham: Oh. //Pham picks up a stapler and tries to refill it, but it snaps shut on him Mr. Pham (with no emotion): Ouch. //Pham puts the stapler down and looks at his hand Mr. Pham (now exasperated): Man, why you guy keep doing that!

#948

33

Nov. 24, 2009, 8:21 a.m.

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//during a linear algebra test Mr. Pham: If you doing the homework, you get at least a *pause* C.

#947

33

Nov. 24, 2009, 8:20 a.m.

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Mr. Pham: How you spell Zbarsky? Jacob and Shirley (in perfect unison): Z-b, a-r, s-k, y. Jacob: We were perfectly together! Mr. Pham: You guy supposed to be brother! Shirley: Frick and Frack!