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#1006

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Dec. 1, 2009, 6:03 p.m.

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Ms. Ravillous: Let's not talk about my learning needs

#1004

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Nov. 30, 2009, 5:42 p.m.

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Winston (to Ms. Cannon): How DARE you accuse me of incestuous behaviour?!

Ms. Cannon wanted her students to get in groups with classmates they hadn't previously worked with.

winston, incest, cannon

#1003

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Nov. 30, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein writes cumsum on the board Nilay: There's sum cum on the board.

#1002

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Nov. 30, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Swaney: These are kick-ass brownies, Jacob. Joseph: That's going on BlairBash. //Swaney covers his face with his hands in dismay

#1001

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Nov. 30, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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Swaney: Now I'm afraid to say anything in this class because of BlairBash. //Swaney hits Jacob with a piece of paper as he walks by Gilad: You know that's going on BlairBash.

#1000

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Nov. 30, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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Pham: That how I know a little but have absolutely no idea.

#998

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Nov. 28, 2009, 11:49 a.m.

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Nawabi: Eli, please have a seat. Eli: One slap, salad. Two slaps, pizza. Nawabi: You feel you are deserving to say these words? Eli: Why wouldn't I be deserving? Nawabi: I do not know. Eli: That's racist! Nawabi: No it is not. Eli: But all I'm doing is making salad and pizza. Nawabi: I do not care. How was your weekend?

This will make more sense if you watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdm3xH6qGEU

eli, nawabi

#997

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Nov. 28, 2009, 11:42 a.m.

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Coach: Karen, you don't have a physical on file! Karen: I got one for cross country. Demma probably didn't turn it in. Coach: Silly Demma. Ok, well, I need to put down a date, so make something up. Karen: ummm... Coach: So how did your August 12th physical go? Karen: Good!

#993

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:49 p.m.

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//Wendy screamed after seeing a bug Hinkle: At old Blair, I was often the first one in certain sections of the building in the morning. We didn't have those automatic lights, you had to go over to a panel box and switch 'em on and whatnot. But you had to walk a ways to the box. So as you're walking it's like CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH [acts out] and then you turn on the light and see a path of dead bugs!

#992

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Nov. 25, 2009, 10:46 p.m.

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//talking about old Blair Hinkle: Once, we had a family of squirrels living in the ceiling. It wasn't so good when those squirrels died right above my classroom. We had a heating unit in the ceiling, too -- they were baking up in there, baby! Smelled awful. Had to cut a hole in the wall to get 'em out. [...] Then there was also the time we had the raccoon die in the wall next to my room.