#1018

33

Dec. 3, 2009, 12:38 a.m.

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Pham: Hydrogen peroxide only react with the blood... Go home, if you have nothing to do - Class: Cut yourself!

#1017

22

Dec. 3, 2009, 12:36 a.m.

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Pham: "You see after people have kids - the women especially"

#1015

-13

Dec. 2, 2009, 6:56 p.m.

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//In ceramics, talking about the song "Mahna Mahna" from The Muppets: Neel: "You mean you've never heard that song before? Are you deprived children?" Lisa: "No, I've never had five children!"

#1014

22

Dec. 2, 2009, 5:23 p.m.

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//(referring to Walden Pond) Bustillos: Well, you can go live in the forest with an axe and raise chickens. You don't need CAP.

#1013

22

Dec. 2, 2009, 5:21 p.m.

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//Mr. Bustillos, discussing CAP portfolios... Student: Well, it doesn't matter anyways because the world will in before we graduate. Bustillos: If the world really does end in 2012, you guys will still be doing your portfolios!

#1012

1212

Dec. 2, 2009, 4:18 p.m.

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//Mr. Vlasits is talking about America during World War I Student: Wait, so were the Alien and Sedation Acts the same as this Sedation Act? Vlasits: Uh, well, first of all, its the Sedition Act, not the Sedation Act. Sedation is putting people to sleep. You know, like we do here in school.

#1011

24

Dec. 1, 2009, 8:08 p.m.

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It's one of those typical block D R&E classes, Mufasa [putting away jigsaw. Suddenly, he grazes it against his arm because he thought his sleeve was there.]: Oh, Shoot. I'm bleeding. Alot. Brittany [walking by]: Oh my God! EMOOO!

#1010

33

Dec. 1, 2009, 8:04 p.m.

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*middle of lunch and students are working on truth tables* *stein silently comes in the room* Stein: T T T F T T F F T T F F T F F T F F Stein: *leaves the room*

#1009

44

Dec. 1, 2009, 8:01 p.m.

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*Stein has to take over study hall while Nawabi is out* Stein: WORK! WORK! Carlos: My homework is on the computer. Can I-- Stein: NO! Go do your math! Statistics, calculus, math phys...whatever! Carlos: I already finished it in school-- Stein: No you didn't. Work!

#1008

1414

Dec. 1, 2009, 7:39 p.m.

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(Swaney imitating a student from NSL): What! There's a test today, I didn't know there is a test ... you got any lotion? *CompGov students proceed to say this would never really happen* *Hannah walks in* Hannah: Wait! There's a quiz today ... I thought it was next week!! ... Hey does anyone have any lotion? Swaney: See!!