#1029

44

Dec. 3, 2009, 4:26 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel explaining integrated quotes... *Ms. Wilde leaves* Simel: So you integrate the quotes by...HIIII MS. WIIIIILDE!!! Class: o_o Simel: I didn't get to say hi to her today!

#1028

44

Dec. 3, 2009, 4:23 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel, explaining how to find accented syllables. Simel: Ok, imagine you're drunk. Class: ... Simel: Well, not you, but someone over 21. So you're hot and drunk and slurring your words, and you go "COOooo-gen'" And that's how you find the accented syllable.

#1027

4044

Dec. 3, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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//Kamal is reading Swokowski instead of listening to Mr. Whitacre //Whitacre walks up behind Kamal and steals his textbook Whitacre: Do you need this? //Whitacre walks to the window, opens it up, and holds the book out the window Kamal: I'd rather see you drop it out the window. //after about a minute of back-and-forth Whitacre: What book is this, anyways? Kamal: It's a math book. Ben: Multivariable calculus! Whitacre: Yeah, it's gotta go. //Whitacre drops the book out the window //everyone runs to the window to see //meanwhile, Kamal runs outside to retrieve his textbook Steven: Next goes the stool! //Steven starts putting the stool out the window, but Whitacre closes the window //Kamal gets his textbook, but he's locked out of the building //Whitacre asks another student to let Kamal in Whitacre (opening back up the window): We're sending rescue! (to the class) He can do math, but he can't get back into the building. Kamal (upon returning): That was roughly the coolest thing ever!

#1026

33

Dec. 3, 2009, 2:45 p.m.

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Whitacre: It's the woman's fault. We can stop there. The course is over. Thank you. //starts walking towards the door

#1025

33

Dec. 3, 2009, 2:45 p.m.

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Whitacre: If you think sex will be the core of your marriage, then don't get married. Just have SEX!

#1024

24

Dec. 3, 2009, 2:29 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Whitacre, do you think the world's gonna end in 2012? Whitacre: I hope so.

#1023

44

Dec. 3, 2009, 2:28 p.m.

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Whitacre: Do you write for this Blair blog? Jacob: What, BlairBash? Whitacre: Is that www-dot-blairbash? Jacob: dot-org. Whitacre: I kept hearing my name, and I've noticed they're all things I've said when YOU were around.

#1022

-24

Dec. 3, 2009, 11:53 a.m.

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//Mr. Boettcher pulls up a problem on the Promethean Board with a large font Mr. Boettcher: Wow, that looks way too big. Aaron: That's what she said.

#1020

22

Dec. 3, 2009, 10:14 a.m.

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//compsci pd4 Cy: Donde esta la Dvorsky that is the Misses?

#1019

55

Dec. 3, 2009, 9:49 a.m.

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//Stein is playing Calculus the Musical Burger: Wait, Mr. Stein, do the limits of integration have to be constant? Stein: Listen to the song, Burger!