#1039

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Dec. 4, 2009, 7:56 a.m.

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Hammond: The one who's blond or the one who's Latina? Shirley: Not blond. Hammond: Then the one with the Latina name. Jacob: As opposed to the blond name? Hammond: Stop being smart.

#1038

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Dec. 4, 2009, 7:34 a.m.

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Schafer: Make like a banana and split! Reckson: No, make like a tree and leave! Schafer: Oh, you have no idea what you just started. Make like a goalie and GET THE PUCK OUT!

#1037

99

Dec. 4, 2009, 4:10 a.m.

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Piper: Parkinson's law states that work expands to fill the time available. Snyder: Is there an analogous law for procrastination? Piper: We can call that the Snyder corollary.

#1036

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Dec. 4, 2009, 1:48 a.m.

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Student: Is true this museum has the largest human scrotum ever? Bosse: Well, it's the biggest I've seen.

#1035

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Dec. 3, 2009, 11:33 p.m.

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//Eric Wan and Gilad are having some weird conversation Gilad: It's 72 virgins! Diana: Uh, what about 72 virgins? Gilad: It's the number of virgins Bin Laden promised me. *pause* I mean terrorists! //group comes to consensus that Gilad is a terrorist Diana: So is that why our quantum project isn't getting done? Gilad: *nod* I may have to kill you now.

#1034

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Dec. 3, 2009, 9:42 p.m.

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//When asked how he burned the edges of his English creative project Joseph: With a lighter...and my foot, for stamping it out when the burning got out of hand. Which was like, every page.

#1033

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:57 p.m.

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Ravilious: You guys can understand calculus like a second language but you guys can't even read "three" on the board??

#1032

13

Dec. 3, 2009, 4:33 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel showing a powerpoint on the Promethean board Simel: So, for this slide, even though you can't see the pictures, I kept it to show off my powerpoint skills. Doesn't it look professional?!

#1031

66

Dec. 3, 2009, 4:31 p.m.

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Simel: Hey, can you guys in the back see? Back row: Um...yeah. Simel: Oh good. I wouldn't be able to see...my dog ate my glasses.

#1030

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Dec. 3, 2009, 4:29 p.m.

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//A slide from Dr. Simel's powerpoint... "Write the following 5 times, followed by a smiley face (smiley face not optional)."