#1051

44

Dec. 4, 2009, 5:01 p.m.

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Swaney: Oh, Jacob's not here. I can tell a story! *pause* Conway, put that pencil down!

#1050

88

Dec. 4, 2009, 2:31 p.m.

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//students come around to collect cans for the food drive Mr. Rose: Yea, guys, you need to bring in some cans, if you live in Potomac, double.

#1049

1925

Dec. 4, 2009, 2:29 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining the unit circle. Rose: Now we have a circle on the board, and we're wrapping this line around the circle... everyone hold this line with me. And you have to make this wrapping noise... *KSSSCCHT* Class: *KSSSCCHT* Rose: Now remember, this line is infinitely long, so we're going to be wrapping for a while. Evan (whispered): When Mr. Rose goes to hell, this is what he'll be doing for all eternity.

#1047

99

Dec. 4, 2009, 12:03 p.m.

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Ms. Yordan: I don't want to hear any foul language. //30 seconds later Ms. Yordan: SIT DOWN DAMMIT!

#1046

04

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:34 a.m.

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Ms. Sloe: I have some tenth graders in that class, but they're idiots.

#1045

11

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:33 a.m.

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Ms. Sloe: Oh good Dennis, you're doing your karyotype! Good boy, good boy.

#1044

1414

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:13 a.m.

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//some students in Comp Meff have not completed Analysis IB, and others have yet to complete AP Calculus AB A. Pham: Guys, we doing the quiz now! Students: Quiz? Pham: Derivative quiz! Some of you may be at the disadvantage, but just doing it!

#1042

1111

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:09 a.m.

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Pham: You know [student]? He not doing any of the wuhk! Mr. Wolstein tell me that he not turning in the homewuhk. So Wolstein going and yelling at him. But also, I had him for the -- what you call? -- Chem R&E! He not doing the project at all! He just say, "this project stupid, I not doing it." Shirley: So did you tell him that he's stupid? Pham: No, why I doing that? Shirley: Because he insulted your project! Pham: No, but Wolstein yelling at him every day now.

#1041

99

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:06 a.m.

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//A teacher who bears a strong resemblance to Sarah Palin is in the lab //Jacob opens a picture of Palin and starts dong a side-by-side comparison Pham: What you doing? Shirley: Don't they look similar? Pham: Noooo, no. Hair is different. But she has the square face, you guys seeing that?

#1040

48

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:04 a.m.

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Pham: Just doing it.