#1061

44

Dec. 5, 2009, 2:40 p.m.

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Lauren: Ms. Gross, does your sister look like you? Gross: Nah, not really; we used to tell her she was adopted! Lauren: Wait, is she blond? Gross: No, she isn't. Lauren: Is she Asian? Black? Gross: Yes, Lauren, she's a blond Asian!

#1060

77

Dec. 5, 2009, 2:38 p.m.

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Gross: So, the other day on Etsy, I found a male pornstar coloring book... I don't know who would make this. There was a female version too! ...no! I wasn't looking for this stuff! I just came accross it...!

#1059

1212

Dec. 5, 2009, 11:24 a.m.

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//After someone claims to have studied, but failed Whitacre: See, that's like my uncle! He's like "I done studies good!" "Good, unc!" See why I wanted to stay away from that side of the family? Y'know, rednecks from Ohio... //Somehow, the conversation turns to drinking 2 gallons of Iced Tea Student: I don't drink that much! Whitacre: See, it's like my uncle again! "I don't drink too much!" Then you see him with a jug that's got a handle, full of moonshine, holds it up to his ear and it's like "I'm ready to pour! Git up on the tractor, I give you a ride!" Oh, God, see why I never trusted him?

#1058

33

Dec. 5, 2009, 11:18 a.m.

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//Talking about how we react to crises Whitacre: See, we try to act diplomatic. You see those guys on TV with hostages and we're all like "Would you please stop? We don't approve of that action." But what we're all really thinking is "I'm gonna kick the crap outta them!"

#1057

13

Dec. 5, 2009, 11:16 a.m.

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//Someone made a stupid comment Whitacre: Who said that? I'm gonna beat 'em up!

#1056

33

Dec. 5, 2009, 11:15 a.m.

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//People come in for the canned food drive Whitacre: What do you want? People: Canned food? Whitacre: Why would I have canned food? //They START advertising to the class People: So you should do this because there are people dying who need food. //When they leave Whitacre: Those were the worst salespeople...ever.

#1055

810

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:40 p.m.

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// Jon gets up to get tissues at least once every class Whitacre: You're always sick! Jon: It's usually just the mornings... Brian G: He has morning sickness.

#1054

33

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:37 p.m.

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//while looking at Eugene's comic of Infinitus fighting Captain Zero Stein: BOOM! BAM! SPLAT! POW! wait..they're walking away? Eugene: no, they're dead.

#1053

2020

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:35 p.m.

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Mario: How many ties of Darwin do you have? Whitacre: Not enough. Do you want to give me some? Student: For Christmas? Whitacre: I don't celebrate Christmas. Student: What, do you celebrate Hanukkah? Whitacre: No, I celebrate pay days. They come more often.

#1052

88

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:34 p.m.

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//staring at Kris's computer drawn picture of Infinitus Stein: Wow... wow..... I would leave my wife for this guy!