#1151

04

Dec. 13, 2009, 1:14 a.m.

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"Pee's not gold." - Eugene, on the historic alchemic effort to derive gold from urine

#1150

22

Dec. 13, 2009, 1:14 a.m.

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Smith: I love Google; it's amazing. And no doubt Wikipedia will have plenty to say about it.

#1149

66

Dec. 13, 2009, 1:13 a.m.

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"Oh my god. Sesame Street is the best. None of this Barney crap." - Ms. Smrek

#1148

66

Dec. 13, 2009, 1:13 a.m.

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"But then you'll have the mailman's kids, and you don't want that." - Nevin, on not having sex if you don't want children

#1147

1012

Dec. 12, 2009, 5:04 p.m.

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Hinkle: Let me make a prediction: In a few months, there is going to be a thriving black market for paper products here at Montgomery Blair. It's one of the reasons they've been pushing CopyPlus so hard -- copier paper, tissues, paper towels, you name it, we're running low. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a little thing called a fiscal year, which means that budgets are July to July. So if we're starting to run out in December...

#1146

77

Dec. 12, 2009, 5 p.m.

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Hinkle: What I like about Johnny here is he has that entrepreneurial spirit. That bag there is probably full of his latest goods. What's he got in the bag? I don't know. Maybe it's legal, maybe it's not. Don't ask, don't tell.

#1145

88

Dec. 12, 2009, 10:19 a.m.

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Schaefer: I'm sure you know that I hate school. Mario: Great career choice.

#1144

55

Dec. 11, 2009, 10:08 p.m.

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Schafer: All teachers are jerks.

#1143

1515

Dec. 11, 2009, 6:54 p.m.

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//Mrs. Partan brings a cake to Academic Team practice, and some people (Jacob and Mario) start taking thirds and fourths and fifths Mrs. Partan: I realize it would be easier just to bring in a ten-pound bag of sugar and a funnel.

#1142

1517

Dec. 11, 2009, 4:54 p.m.

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//discussing predicate logic in class Rose: So, to say Bill kicked John, you would write K(b,j) //some students see the letters bj and start laughing Rose: Okay, I'm going to have to change that cause you're all freshmen. So, to say that Bill kicked Allen...