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⚐ ReportSchafer: Here's the line *points*, Mario stepped over it *steps*, and Michael stepped back *steps back*, looked at it, and... *jumps about five feet forward*
#1140
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⚐ ReportSchafer: $25. It's expensive! Mario: Twenty-five dolla' make you holla'! Schafer: I could've done without that. Shirley: We couldn't have!
#1139
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⚐ ReportSchafer: Great, I just assigned a problem to make sure you could get a PhD to my high school kids. I am such a jerk. //later Schafer: I told them, "The good news is, I curved the exam. The bad news is, none of you are ready to get your PhD in physics from MIT.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: For those of you who are interested, Michael has volunteered to show you how to get started in study hall tomorrow. Mikey: I have? Schafer: You have! That's what you said: "It's easy!"
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⚐ ReportSchafer: We're Magnet dancing, which means it looks kind of weird, and we have no rhythm, but it's okay.
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⚐ Report//Jordan complains when Pham advances a slide Pham: Why you not take notes? Jordan: I was copying it down! Pham: You supposed to do it faster!
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⚐ Report//in a PowerPoint presentation Eigenvalue Good, Linear system Bad; Eigenvalue Good, Linear system Bad; Eigenvalue Good----- Paraphrased from Sheep - 1984 George Orwell
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⚐ Report//talking about corn mazes Pham: It better at night. You no see. It scary. Jacob: Do you take your kids at night? Pham: Yeah, when they five or six year old, I drop them off. "See you later!" //Pham looks at the class Pham: What? They have problem solve!
#1132
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⚐ Report//While skipping dozens of slides in his eigenvalue PowerPoint Pham: Actually, eigen and eigenvalue very interesting area to study.