#1164

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Dec. 15, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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//talking about an alumnus Pham: I forgot her name. She Asian. Shirley: That narrows it down to about 600.

#1163

57

Dec. 15, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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Pham: Next year, you do anything you want to. You don't do the work, nobody care! You skip class, nobody care! You do drug, nobody care! I dead serious! You know that? Mikey: Yeah, my sister's in college.

#1162

24

Dec. 15, 2009, 2:17 p.m.

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Ravilious: In my dreamworld I have students who discuss ideas from class to class instead of test questions //looks at Andrew, who is writing Ravilious: Wait, I hope you are not writing that down for that bash thing. Mr. Swaney cued me in on that, and you guys can consider me as a permanent subscriber.

#1161

66

Dec. 14, 2009, 9:27 p.m.

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Gross: Yeah, [Maureen Dowd] was an office whore. Anyway,... //writes on board: scorned wh Gross: Err, no one saw that //quickly erases "wh" and replaces with "woman"

#1160

44

Dec. 14, 2009, 7:34 p.m.

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//Mr. Smith, who is subbing for Mr. Pham, is watching kids write Pham-isms on the board Smith: What's the name of this class? Jacob: Computational methods. Smith: This must be the best computational methods class there ever was!

#1159

88

Dec. 14, 2009, 2:35 p.m.

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Mikayla: My leg hurts. Reuben: Chez moi! Jack: Why? Reuben: That means 'oh my', doesn't it? Jack: No. Reuben: What does it mean? Jack: It means 'at my house'. Reuben: THAT'S BEEN MY CATCH PHRASE FOR THREE YEARS!! Jack: Well, you've been inviting a lot of people to your house. Reuben: So that's why she walked away...

#1158

77

Dec. 14, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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Rose: All of the stuff in this chapter is pretty much easy, except it's not, because I made it all super hard.

#1156

46

Dec. 14, 2009, 2:29 p.m.

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Selman: You know, at Blair, there are some very identifiable groups. There are the Asians, the Nerds, the Black kids... Student: That's so racist. Selman: I guess. Anyway, when I was in high school, I never fit in. (Class awwws) Selman: I was a cheerleader, but I didn't fit in with the cheerleaders. I was smart, but I didn't fit in with the Nerds. The dirtbags on drugs were nice, but I didn't do drugs. They were all right though, because they were very understanding since they were high all the time.

#1154

37

Dec. 14, 2009, 8:50 a.m.

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*Hammond walks into his office, which adjoins the sysop room* Hammond: I hear angry music! Are we angry this morning, or are we just preemptively assuaging our anger? *Shirley and Jacob laugh* Hammond: I hear chuckling, but I don't hear answering. *Hammond walks over; the music changes* Hammond: Ah, now it's less angry. Shirley: Yeah, it switches back and forth. Hammond: And so do real people!

#1153

55

Dec. 14, 2009, 8:01 a.m.

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//Mr. Smith, who is subbing for Mr. Pham, knocks on the sysop door Smith: You guys not up to no good, are you? Jacob: Nope, working on a paper. Smith: Okay, just making sure.