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Dec. 15, 2009, 3:40 p.m.

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Whitacre: I'm opposed to technology. Jacob: You used the Promethean Board today! Whitacre: Joel, how well did I use the board? Joel: Not very well. Whitacre: By which he means sucked. Bzzt, sucked. If you had come here during 5B, you would've heard words you normally hear, but nobody can lay them out like I do!

#1173

33

Dec. 15, 2009, 3:37 p.m.

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Smith: Too many people read too much Internet and not enough book.

#1172

11

Dec. 15, 2009, 3:37 p.m.

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Smith: If you want to learn about capital punishment, just type into the Google search engine "capital punishment Western democracies."

#1171

66

Dec. 15, 2009, 3:35 p.m.

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Mikey: I just realized, you could replace "son of a biscuit" with "son of a bishop." A bishop's not supposed to have sons! Schafer: And biscuits are? [...] See, I can be pretty sure a biscuit won't have a son, but a bishop... eh.

#1170

33

Dec. 15, 2009, 2:58 p.m.

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Whitacre: For those of you who are done, time's up. For those of you who are not done, time's still up.

#1169

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Dec. 15, 2009, 2:58 p.m.

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Whitacre: The greatest thing Jewish culture has given us is the deli. Period. Period. Period.

#1168

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Dec. 15, 2009, 2:57 p.m.

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Dvorsky: Let me go hit the girls and see what they say.

#1167

11

Dec. 15, 2009, 2:57 p.m.

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Schafer: My trivia team's name last Tuesday night was, "Tigah, question mark. They should call him Cheetah!"

#1166

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Dec. 15, 2009, 2:55 p.m.

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//Schafer is copying from a book onto the board Mikey: Are you sure? Schafer: Yes, I'm reading it out of the Good Book. //a minute later Schafer: Son of a biscuit! I can't read!

#1165

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Dec. 15, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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Pham: Ms. Piper, Mistah Dvorsky, Mr. Ostrander...