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#1184

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:20 p.m.

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//discussing Putin's age in Comp Gov, a while ago, after talking about his shirtless fishing trip pictures Mr. Swaney: Putin's not that old... judging by his pecs, I'm guessing 55.

This quote may not be verbatim, but the "judging by his pecs" part is.

swaney

#1183

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Dec. 16, 2009, 8:54 a.m.

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Pham: Want to see me 30 year ago? //pulls out the 1993 Silverlogue

That's only 17 years ago!

pham

#1182

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Dec. 15, 2009, 8:02 p.m.

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//Diana and Caroline are talking about animal mating rituals, including those done by human males. Kamal is playing Half Life nearby. Kamal: The game is a mating ritual. Caroline: The game does not get you laid. //Kamal does not hear Diana (yelling): The game does not get you laid! Kamal: The game lets you get laid with the game...

#1181

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:28 p.m.

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Ms. Thomas: STOP COMBING YOUR HAIR! AFTER EVERY CLASS THERES A PILE OF HAIR LYING ON THE GROUND UNDER YOUR DESK! Richard: What? Ms. Thomas: YOu're going BALD. Richard: Well you're a weiner Ms. Thomas: What? Did he just call me a weiner? I've been called alot of things in all my years of teaching, but never a weiner! (she goes back to teaching) Ms. Thomas: Seriously, a weiner?

#1180

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:13 p.m.

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Ben: I'm realizing that according to this book, men are pretty much worthless. They should just invent artificial sperm and get rid of us

#1179

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:09 p.m.

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Ravilious: Into every teacher's life, a Winston must stroll

For future generations, I unfortunately can't entirely describe Winston. He's pretty cool though

ravilious

#1178

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:08 p.m.

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// Ms. Ravilious found out about Blair Bash Ravilious: I'm going to setup my own bash-line so I can record little tidbits of what you say

She was yelling at a group of students for leading a side conversation

ravilious

#1177

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:05 p.m.

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// The announcements burst on in the middle of chemistry Announcer: If you see someone in danger of starting a wildfire [cuts off suddenly] Peter: I don't know what to do!

#1176

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:02 p.m.

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// Mr. Pham is ranting about doctors Pham: One out of five people die Peter: Actually five out of five people die

#1175

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Dec. 15, 2009, 5:59 p.m.

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Ravilious: We were talking about the interview questions, and one thing led to another ...