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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:55 p.m.

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Mr. Shindel (pretending to be an emo kid or something): I have low self-esteem and I cry myself to sleep at night. Student: FINALLY! You admit it!

#1196

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:52 p.m.

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//CAP senior seminar, discussing what to do after portfolio, and how we need to keep a serious learning environment, since this is school Class: Can we do hand turkeys? Shindel: No... we'll do that for Thanksgiving

#1194

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:47 p.m.

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// discussing the prefix ped- or paed- Mrs. Sloe: What is it to be a baby doctor? Student: Podiatrist! Class: .... pediatrician.

#1192

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:43 p.m.

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Mrs. Sloe: Flower anatomy is very sexy.

#1190

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:38 p.m.

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//looking at a really stupid illustration of tRNA in Campbell (the AP Bio textbook) Quiet student: they look like candles Mrs. Sloe: What did she say? Loud student: She said they look like tampons! Mrs. Sloe: Ooooh.... so this is the string of the tampon...

#1189

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:33 p.m.

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Mrs. Sloe, discussing carbon ring structures: Instead of holding hands in a line, they're playing ring-around-the-rosie.

#1188

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:29 p.m.

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//discussing Mr. Swaney's crazy State Department party/visit Mr. Swaney: So I'm talking to Mr. Schuster and Martha [Stewart] and I'm like this is the weirdest event I've ever been to... we go on buses to the State Department... and out walks Hillary Clinton...

#1187

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:27 p.m.

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// discussing the birthrate in various countries, including Japan, which has a very low birthrate Mr. Swaney: People are working too hard. They're so tired that they don't have sex very often.

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:25 p.m.

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// In a review game in Comp Gov Question: What's one consequence of [China's] one child policy? * momentary silence * Mr. Swaney: Scott Yu Class: * much amusement * Various students: He has a sister! Mr. Swaney: Oh, yeah...

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Dec. 16, 2009, 7:22 p.m.

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// talking about Russian leaders in Comp Gov Mr. Swaney: .... Bobo Yeltsin Class: * laughs * Mr. Swaney: they used to call him Bobo