#1211

3234

Dec. 18, 2009, 1:26 p.m.

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//Stein is handing back a test on Infinite Series. Neel gets 100 (Meow!). Student: I didn't get the telescoping one... Neel: There was a telescoping series? I didn't notice. [Stein snatches Neel's test out of his hand.] I probably shouldn't have said that out loud... [Neel gets his test back with a score of 95.] Neel: -headdesk- //Later that class, Neel is tearing up his test. Stein (to Neel): What are you tearing up? ... Was that your test? [Neel nods] You have a final exam coming up in this class. You're going to need that to study. Why would you do that? Neel: To destroy evidence of my failings... Stein: What, did you get other stuff wrong? Neel: I dunno, I didn't look at it.

#1210

22

Dec. 18, 2009, 12:08 p.m.

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Cannon: Use of passive voice by students will result in receipt of few points by Ms. Cannon.

#1209

1414

Dec. 17, 2009, 1:37 p.m.

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Whitacre: Tiger Woods' gospel: do unto them as often as possible.

#1208

1010

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:54 p.m.

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Yifan: I have a postulate: the amount of work you're doing is inversely correlated with the amount you're talking about "doing the wuhk."

#1207

44

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:44 p.m.

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Whitacre: High school isn't life. Life begins in six months.

#1206

22

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:44 p.m.

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//working on a crossword puzzle with theme "Noah's Ark" Schafer: There are two of every animal! Stein: I didn't realize they were animals! Hammond: Of course! He didn't bring two of each stamp!

#1205

11

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:42 p.m.

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Whitacre: Kamal, no name on here -- other than your first.

#1202

1010

Dec. 17, 2009, 10:19 a.m.

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//compsci pd4 Dvorsky: ...what is that? Julian: ...a labcoat..? Dvorsky [completely serious]: Oh, it looked like a giant sandwich

#1201

66

Dec. 17, 2009, 12:36 a.m.

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//when Mr. Pham exits room 325, Mikey is at the board teaching //a few minutes later, Mr. Pham re-enters the room and Scott Lawrence is at the board teaching //Mr. Pham looks at Scott, confused, and then sees Mikey sitting down Pham (to Mikey): Are you guy brother? I walk in and think, you look different! But it not you. //Mr. Pham walks towards the back of the room, listening to Scott teach Pham: Guy, you both have the same voice, you know that? Mikey: We both have annoying voices!

#1200

810

Dec. 16, 2009, 9:09 p.m.

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Ms. Selman: Sometimes, I drive around Potomac to help old ladies. I hope that when they die they'll leave me in their will. Haha, I also like to help others. I'm just saying that $50,000 to them is nothing but it would make a big difference in my life...just saying...