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⚐ Report//Jacob has this in his Gmail status Duval: e-mail SRP paper. Schafer: decision pending. Smith: guys, let's just enjoy the break?
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⚐ Report// Email from Ms. Gross during the blizzard of 2009 Hello class! I hope you've been enjoying the weather--I have made too many snow angels to count and am in complete sugar-shock from too much hot cocoa. Here's the deal--please get me your papers as soon as you are able. I would really like to be able to grade them over break, and I'm sure you already have them completed, so why not just hand them in? Please email me your final papers as well as your four profiles. I can always look up the article online, but I would like the column analyses so that I can refer back to them as I read your papers. You may attach them as just one file, or as five separate ones--the format is up to you. This will save all of you who never seem to have time to print before class anyway! It's better this way--hard copies are sooooo Puritan!
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⚐ Report//Preparing to watch a film on Ghengis Khan Mogge: "Pay attention to the Khan. I, on the other hand, will be watching out for Ghengis Khan's mother...I have a thing for her."
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⚐ Report//Student has forgotten something in the classroom. Dr. Simel picks it up and hands it back... Student: Ohmygosh, thanks!!! Simel: Ohmygosh, you're welcome!!!
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⚐ Report//Students are clustered around the door waiting for the bell to ring... Dr. Simel: Hey guys, why are y'all bunched up over there?! You're gonna get, like, swine flu or somethin'! **mutters** Everyone breathin' on each other...
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⚐ Report//Mr. Vlasits has only a few minutes to summarize the 1920s for interdisciplinaries... Vlasits: The 1920s was a huge, 10 year long party that not everyone was invited to. The 1930s was the 10 year long hangover.
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⚐ ReportDr. Simel at the beginning of class: "Yeah you guys i kinda don't have a lesson plan really made for today, so look at my dogs..."
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⚐ ReportStudents: It's Dr. Simel's birthday today! Mr. Freeman: Well I guess that debunks my theory that she was not born but hatched.