#1236

33

Dec. 20, 2009, 2:53 p.m.

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Mr. Kabemba: Eventually you're gonna dump people and you're gonna be dumped on.

#1235

13

Dec. 20, 2009, 2:53 p.m.

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// During a math test someone mixed up reciprocal and inverse functions Mr. Rose: ARE YOU SERIOUS?? Say "I'm a doofus!" Nilay: Can I quote you on that, Mr. Rose?

#1234

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Dec. 20, 2009, 2:51 p.m.

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Tommy Zhang: I'll be the manager and you can be the laborers. Gibi: Ok. Now go get me some markers. Tommy: OK...hey!

#1233

44

Dec. 20, 2009, 2:50 p.m.

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Conley: How do you think Lennie would be portrayed if there was a shadow over his face? Mario: Shady?

#1232

44

Dec. 20, 2009, 2:49 p.m.

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CJ: Hey Nilay look! I got Indian bread for lunch. Nilay: That's pita bread. It ain't Indian bread 'till my mom makes it.

#1231

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Dec. 20, 2009, 2:48 p.m.

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// Nilay sticks a piece of tape with a smiley face drawn on it onto his ID Nilay: Like my ID? Piper: Young man, do not deface your ID. Nilay: Nah, i'm not defacing it. I'm refacing it.

#1230

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Dec. 20, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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Piper: Actually I'm not cool, I'm pretty hot.

#1229

44

Dec. 20, 2009, 1:56 p.m.

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//talking about a quiz in the lab: Piper: So, who's next? *creepily smiles and stares at student #1* Student 1: GAH, don't look at me! Student 2: DON'T LOOK HER IN THE EYES!

#1228

44

Dec. 20, 2009, 1:54 p.m.

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Rose: This is more of the type of problem that would break the mind of a fifth-grader. SO! There are two options in solving this. Option #1.. Students: Panic.

#1227

88

Dec. 19, 2009, 7:20 p.m.

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// Ms. Simel is talking about how she was grading papers and had to run out to get something (chocolate?) I wasn't really paying attention Student: They have some on the 4th floor, you should've gone there Simel: REALLY? where on the fourth floor?! //class laughs Simel: Oh. (laughs) this better not go on blairbash.