#1261

35

Jan. 5, 2010, 5:37 p.m.

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//A bunch of Blair alumni guys from the Blair senior class of 2009 come to visit during their winter break, while Mr. Schafer is teaching freshman physics Schafer: So, *turns to Student 1* where do you go now? Student 1: Carnegie Mellon. Schafer: How is it? Student 1: It's good. Schafer: See, I'm doing an experiment to see how my former students are-- Student 2: You can experiment with me! Schafer: [...] Awkward. *turns back to teach giggling freshman*

#1260

22

Jan. 5, 2010, 9:38 a.m.

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Student, imitating Hinkle: I have no problem with it, as long as you don't take it out of context. Hammond: Of course you're taking it out of context! It's BlairBash!

#1259

911

Jan. 5, 2010, 9:35 a.m.

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Shirley: Gibi and I hold each other in high esteem. Hammond: I saw you two punching each other. Shirley: What? Hammond: You know... *flails his hand* Shirley: That was the sysop handshake! We came up with it last year. Hammond: That's a quote, if I ever heard one. "You can tell we like each other because we punch each other."

#1258

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Jan. 4, 2010, 10:16 p.m.

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Mogge: "Some people are good at fast-forward."

#1257

1010

Jan. 4, 2010, 9:48 p.m.

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//Reviewing a quiz... Whitacre: Okay, you know what, you're all stupid. Fool me once, I'm stupid, fool me twice, I'm an idiot, y'know... Student: Wait, what's the difference? Whitacre: See? You're dumb enough to ask that, you're only proving my point!

#1256

66

Jan. 4, 2010, 9:47 p.m.

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//Tribal leaders get drunk during bridge-building ceremonies in South America Whitacre: I wanna be the tribal leader...WE NEED MORE BRIDGES!!!

#1255

35

Jan. 4, 2010, 9:46 p.m.

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//While reviewing an open-note quiz about a video //The question was what book did they reference (they did this 12 times, 3 times had the title on the screen) Whitacre: HOW DID YOU GUYS MISS THAT? Come ON, the video only said it what, 10 times? If you guys missed it, you're all IDIOTS!!! Come ON! It's like Guns Germs Steel: It's CATCHY! If something is catchy and said over and over, and you STILL don't get it, you're STUPID!!!

#1254

810

Jan. 4, 2010, 11:08 a.m.

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//Shirley, who recently got a haircut, walks into Math Phys Kamal: Hey, Shirley got a haircut! Shirley: Actually, I was hit by a train. Mikey: Whoa, really?!? Wait, you got hit by a train?! Actually, that's highly improbable. [...]

#1250

77

Dec. 28, 2009, 9:59 p.m.

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//Part of an email over holiday break from Dr. Simel (after talking about 'climate disruption' and the blizzard)... "Now, I don't know 'bout no 'climate disruption', but I'm thinkin' that wearing our flannel p.j. inside-out on Friday night is the real cause of this "disruption". Again, I don't know....but I'm just saying......."

#1249

-24

Dec. 25, 2009, 7:16 p.m.

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Lev: Why do people enjoy quoting me?