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⚐ Report//Students are debating the next day's snow prospects Ravilious: I already lost my lunch to Mr. Lee from speculating about snow, so I'm not going to make any more predictions. Student: You lost your lunch? Ravilious: I bet him that it wouldn't snow. Now I owe him a lunch.
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⚐ ReportRavilious: *Reading assignment sheet* 'Develop the following scenario: You are a Native American living between 600 and 1500' -- and no, that does not mean that you're 800 years old.
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⚐ ReportKathryn: hey ben do you have any idea how long a session of congress runs for Ben: no Ben: do i look like wikipedia? Kathryn: oh man thats a great idea thanks Ben: no seriously Ben: do i look that fat? Kathryn: honestly you could do to lose a few articles
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⚐ ReportMs. Roberts: Play that last chord. Jeremy: I can't... Ms. Roberts: What? It's not written in there? Jeremy: It is, I just don't know how. Ms. Roberts [reading music]: E-flat-minor-6-9-major-EWWWW
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⚐ Report//Student takes out a graphing calculator while others are finishing a test... Dr. Simel: Hey, that's a nice pho...oh, it's a calculator. Never mind.
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⚐ Report//Dr. Simel is wearing blue rubber shoes with puppies on them Student: OMG! Where did you get your shoes? Dr. Simel: Oh, off of German Ebay.
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⚐ Report//Jacob notices that the Macs have ActivStudio Mikey: Are there any Promethean boards on Macs? Jacob: No. Mikey: I guess they have a license for ActivStudio, and goddamn, they wanna use it!
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⚐ ReportRose: What some people do is they just look at the problem, you know, just kinda look at it, then take a step back and look at it again and then they just.. get it, y'know what I'm talking about?