#1287

44

Jan. 10, 2010, 12:19 p.m.

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Mr. Whitacre: "Anyone can become an alcoholic if you work at it."

#1284

22

Jan. 9, 2010, 10:13 a.m.

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Ms. Cannon: Why are the prostitutes good? Winston: Because they take it

#1283

55

Jan. 9, 2010, 10:13 a.m.

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Ms. Cannon: Women are evil (except the prostitutes)

#1282

55

Jan. 7, 2010, 10:59 p.m.

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//before a unit test Student: I wonder why the desks are all close together Student 2: Whitacre prolly thought something like, "Hmm, the average class grade isn't good enough. We need to put the desks closer together!"

#1281

46

Jan. 7, 2010, 10:57 p.m.

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Unnamed Teacher: Man, these are just a bunch of bitch-ass hard problems Unnamed Student: ... I should blairbash that Unnamed Teacher: [Laughing] No! Dont you dare! ...Like seriously

#1280

2426

Jan. 7, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Rose: Okay, so final exams are coming up. It's not hard, you just have to know everything.

#1279

2325

Jan. 7, 2010, 10:27 p.m.

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//Stein is trying to explain the discovery of 1 and 0 using cavemen Stein: Ugh, me want rock. I have rock. Now there more rock. Hm...one rock, one rock, one rock...me need more numbers...hey! Dave take rock. Now me have no rock. No rock!

#1277

1212

Jan. 7, 2010, 7:31 p.m.

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*Rose is doing a proof* *Bell rings* 5 minutes later... Rose: Huh, maybe I shouldn't do that. Maybe I should...maybe I should... Student: Let us go. Rose: ...NO.

#1276

1515

Jan. 7, 2010, 6:19 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein is teaching Precalc and there is a sinusoidal on the board and the class is writing equations for it Stein: The easiest way to write it is with -cos x. Student: I used sin x. Stein: Why? That's just way more work. I mean, imagine how much of your brain you're using to do it that way. You could be thinking about other things with all that thinking...like you could be thinking about...boys. Or pickles. [...] Y'know, I really like pickles. There's this deli that I go to, they just have so many pickles. Everytime I go there I just get lots of 'em...

#1275

33

Jan. 7, 2010, 3:43 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...although by 1351 the Delhi sultanate had lost its hold over southern India, the enmity is still definitely... *pauses* Why are you all falling asleep? I'm not that boring! Really! I could be a lot more boring if I wanted to be.