#1298

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Jan. 11, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Ravilious: I'll spare you my singing voice because I do want you to stay in the room.

#1297

66

Jan. 11, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...in order to hold power, what did they need to do? (students murmur) Right, they needed to convince people that the gods were behind them. So what did they do? They claimed that the gods spoke to them. Today, you hear god talking to you and you're crazy. In 3000 BC, you hear god talking to you and you're the new ruler.

#1296

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Jan. 11, 2010, 4:42 p.m.

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Ravilious: ...but really, that's a few thousand -- okay, maybe only one thousand -- years down the line from when they realized that establishing permanent settlements...why are you playing rock paper scissors? Andrew RS: She said she was bored! [A debate about the necessity of exam review ensues] Ravilious: O ye wise people who aren't playing rock paper scissors, tell me why they chose to develop settled lifestyles.

#1295

55

Jan. 11, 2010, 4:40 p.m.

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Ravilious: Tests are being distributed. Keep them face down, please, because I'm going to time you. I will be strict about talking -- you can ask the three kids in fourth period who lost their quiz papers. From now on, any talking is cheating. Student: But they're face down. Ravilious: Tests are out, and I will consider it cheating if you talk. Student: But you can't cheat if they're face down. Ravilious: (sighes) I'm glad that my students are so deeply intellectual.

#1294

99

Jan. 11, 2010, 4:37 p.m.

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Shirley: We just took binx down. Pham: Binx go down?! Why? Shirley: We're doing a memory upgrade. Pham: Oh, how much memory binx have now? Shirley: We're bringing it up to six gigs. Pham: Psssh, that nothing. Shirley: I knew that you would say that! Your laptop has what, three gigs? Pham: Nooo, it has six! Six gigabyte! Shirley: Whoa! (jokingly) Your laptop should be the next binx. Pham: (seriously) Yeah, it could be. *walks away*

#1293

55

Jan. 11, 2010, 12:10 p.m.

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Pham (surfing the Web): Oh, there a Cobra radar detector, only 75 dollah.

#1292

-24

Jan. 11, 2010, 10:59 a.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, remember how a few classes ago I said that paper products is the name of the game here at Montgomery Blair? Hinkle: [talks about paper towels]

#1291

57

Jan. 11, 2010, 9:48 a.m.

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Hammond: I love it when newspapers stick their neck out there. "Violence is bad!" Thank you, editorial page.

#1290

-13

Jan. 11, 2010, 9:48 a.m.

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//on an RSI application Student: I spend much of my leisure time taking college classes.

#1289

24

Jan. 10, 2010, 12:31 p.m.

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Mr. Freeman: "...by the way, they both could have totally fit on that door."