#1310

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Jan. 12, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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//talking about when the papacy was "moved" to france Whitacre: So the French king shows up, and he's like "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" And the pope's just like "Uh, ugh, agh!" cuz he's having a heart attack! Then they moved to France, Italy said "No no, you're wrong!" and put up they're own pope. For a while, the two papacies were just like "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Then that French guy died and things went back to normal. Boring ending, huh?

#1308

-22

Jan. 12, 2010, 4:57 p.m.

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Mr. Mogge: Give me some knuckle love!!!

#1307

2121

Jan. 12, 2010, 2:31 p.m.

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Yordan: Sometimes the Mayans would sacrifice the, erm, virgin girls in the cenotes. Evan: Well, there's an easy way to avoid sacrifice, then, right? *embarrased silence*

#1306

44

Jan. 12, 2010, 12:07 p.m.

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Rose: and what is an example of a ternary predicate? How about gifts: the giver, the person who gets, and the object given? Stein [just walking into room]: you know what i hate? those email cards. I mean if you want to give a card, go and buy one. Emailing is just too easy. Rose: yeah, so thats ternary predicates.

#1305

1212

Jan. 12, 2010, 12:04 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: If you don't know what a cat is, you are pretty much screwed.

#1303

1414

Jan. 12, 2010, 11:37 a.m.

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Schafer: About 80% of the teams were as dumb as bricks, and believe me, I've seen some smart bricks!

#1302

1414

Jan. 12, 2010, 9:10 a.m.

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Piper: The freshman have apoplexy every time they see backpacks. "AHH! THERE'S A BACKPACK! THERE'S A BACKPACK! WHAT SHOULD I DO?"

#1301

1010

Jan. 12, 2010, 9:10 a.m.

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Pham: It much better to doing it with the MATLAB than with the... what you call... Student: Pencil? Pham: Yeah, pencil! It the pencil! You guy realizing that?

#1300

1618

Jan. 11, 2010, 10:52 p.m.

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Alex: yo, quantum question? Shirley: yo Alex: so like. dis join be asking. What is the rest mass of an alpha particle in MeV/c². question is. can i figure that out somehow? or is that just, i gotta know this number // Slight pause Shirley: they be wantin the jank in MeV/c²? Alex: ya dawg Shirley: those be some weird-ass units son Alex: so its like tryin to buy crack with double-A batteries, that shit ain't happenin' ?

#1299

1014

Jan. 11, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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Claire: Aw, well fuck you Contreras: Please, restrain yourself... It *is* tempting, but I'm gonna have to say no on this one Claire: Really, Alex? Have you EVER said no before? Contreras: Ehh, no. Claire: This is so NEW! What happened to the whore side of Alex? Contreras: It ran away with the intelligent side of Claire