#1322

66

Jan. 14, 2010, 8:30 p.m.

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//On review day, when no one asked any questions in the first 5 minutes of class Student: Wait, we're watching a video about wolves? Whitacre: Yeah, I love this stuff! Student: But what about review? Whitacre: Screw you, you had your chance! This is my time to relax!

#1321

33

Jan. 14, 2010, 7:15 p.m.

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//In English class, a student is fiddling with a box of tic tacs and a hairband... Dr. Simel: Wait, what is that? Student: What, the tic tacs? Simel: No, the other thing. Student: It's a piece of cloth. Simel: Oh. I thought it might be your comfort blanket or something.

#1320

35

Jan. 14, 2010, 5:23 p.m.

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Student: so how do you get rid of the little fishy thing? //trying to ask how to remove alpha (α) from the equation

#1319

33

Jan. 14, 2010, 2:50 p.m.

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//three sysops can't figure out why the school website is loading so slowly Eric: Have you Googled it? Jacob and Shirley (in unison): What do we Google? "Apache is slow."

#1318

11

Jan. 14, 2010, 11:36 a.m.

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//complaining to Ms. Sisken about Dr. Smith Ms. Glick: This is absurd! Imagine if every teacher did this! I'm going to write a note to Dr. Smith.

#1317

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Jan. 13, 2010, 7:46 p.m.

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Lists of things Lisa says in cell physiology to Raina: 1) You sick mountain animal!!! 2) Hester!!! You turn me on! 3) Stop looking at my voluptuous rod-shaped wax gourd juice bottle! 4) Fffffffffffuck da wife (from Cuckoo's Nest) 5) MR. PHAM EATS MONKEY BRAINS??????

#1316

88

Jan. 13, 2010, 5:35 p.m.

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//a discussion that started with chapter 2 of the AP World book has digressed to the origins of the words 'epigraphy' and 'cretin', and further digressed to planet names Ravilious: I believe that a majority of the planets were named after Roman deities. Alex: I think Uranus is Greek. *uncontrolled laughter ensues* Ravilious: ...we're moving on now.

#1315

1717

Jan. 13, 2010, 4:57 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: You need to be having algebra skill! ...Right Alex? Briese: Yeah, but you need arithmetic skills (holds up test on which Mr. Pham has incorrectly summed the total number of correct points) Mr Pham: (pauses for 10 seconds) Yahh!

#1314

66

Jan. 13, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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Pham: If you just write zero down as the answer to limit problem, I make sure that it becomes your grade.

#1312

44

Jan. 12, 2010, 6:07 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham is attempting to justify his assertion that most students should take economics Pham: Why stock market go crash? Because company have to pay for the expense. Guys, they got to deal wid it!