#1332

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:44 a.m.

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Mikey: Will it be graded 90 an A, 80 a B... Schafer: It will be graded however I want. Mikey: So not according to MCPS? Schafer: What have we ever done in this class that adheres to MCPS policy? Jacob: MCPS wait time! Shirley: Equitable practices! Schafer: Yes, I treat you all the same way. Lousy. Anand: We raise our hands! Schafer: *Sometimes* we raise our hands. Good peer relationship-building activities. On the pyramid of good teaching activities, that's the foundation. I swear to god, they have a pyramid! [...] You know what's at the top of the pyramid? Advanced instructional techniques. The last thing they expect you to do. That's the irony.

#1331

22

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:41 a.m.

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Schafer: I need you to clear your desks. No, this is not a test. This is not a quiz. I just need you to clear your desks. Mikey: We need an alarm sounding!

#1330

33

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:39 a.m.

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Schafer: If you walk by my house at 7pm, that's what you'll hear. Jacob: Why would someone be walking by your house at 7pm? Schafer: Because they're you!

#1329

33

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:38 a.m.

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Schafer: All we do is quote South Park at my house.

#1328

46

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:38 a.m.

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Schafer: If you turn in a paper with zero sources, that's precisely how many points you're gonna get!

#1327

44

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:36 a.m.

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//the class period before the three-day snow vacation Pham: Make sure you have file on flo-- flash drive. Jacob: Because there might not be school next week? Pham: I didn't saying that! Hurwitz saying that, not me!

#1326

99

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:35 a.m.

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Pham: Santa, you not supposed to go that way. You supposed to go through roof.

#1325

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:35 a.m.

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//Shirley is looking for something in the physics back room //leafblower noises are emitted from the back room Schafer: There is no reason for you to have a leafblower in your hand. //Shirley emerges with no leafblower in hand Shirley: I don't! Schafer: But you did have a leafblower in your hand. Shirley: No comment.

#1324

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:34 a.m.

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Schafer: If I had to do it again, I'd probably pick a job that let me be outside and dirty all day rather than inside with you.

#1323

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:29 a.m.

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//during the linear algebra exam Pham: (to a student) You not need watch Mario's presentation. (to Angela) But you do! Angela: What? Pham: I telling you, you have to! Angela: Mario said he's doing it at science bowl practice. Pham: Yes. Angela: I have a dentist appointment. Pham: (in a malicious tone) Oh, I can take care of your teeth. //the whole class laughs Pham: What? You know I got into dental school?