#1342

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Jan. 15, 2010, 5:33 p.m.

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Whitacre: [Aristocrats running a city] would be as bad as me running a hospice! I'd just run around unplugging things!

#1341

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Jan. 15, 2010, 4:26 p.m.

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//on an MCPS computer Ryan: They blocked 4chan but not the other 4chan. Stephen: They blocked blogs... [long list] Ryan: Yes, they blocked 4chan the blog, but not 4chan the porn site. I don't know how Daniel knew this...

#1340

02

Jan. 15, 2010, 9:23 a.m.

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Pham: Chenyu and Vikas! You guy both missing a ton-load of stuff!

#1339

77

Jan. 15, 2010, 9:04 a.m.

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Hinkle: Yesterday, I said something in my world history class about growing stuff -- next thing I know, six or seven kids are asking how I know that they're growing stuff in the backyard... oh, they live in Takoma Park! Darn.

#1338

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:57 a.m.

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Hinkle: If you sit there and say, 'Mr. Hinkle, I don't understand this mumbo jumbo' -- alright, let's put it this way. You guys know schools. [...] Some school systems have problems. Overcrowding. What do you do? Increase class sizes? [...] Portables? Both? [...] Damascus High! Big problems! Out of space! So many kids, they can only walk one way in the hallway! No more room for portables! Packed to the brim! What do you do? Student 1: Send them to Blair! Hinkle: Nope. Student 2: 'Cause we're overcrowded too. Hinkle: Nah, because we have minorities. Come on, it's Damascus! They already have big enough problems with running out of farmland and all that. Can't also be worrying about minorities.

#1337

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:52 a.m.

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Jacob: Look at quote 1332! Shirley: When we get to 1337, people are gonna go, *magnet laughs* a-haw-haw-haw-haw! Jacob: That should be quote 1337! I need four more quotes! Shirley: Oh, I have a backlog of Hinkle quotes.

#1336

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:51 a.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, did you know that a few years ago we had a little problem with gypsy moths? There's only one way to kill 'em -- you gotta squish 'em! *Reenacts*

#1335

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:49 a.m.

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Hinkle: Uhhh...okay! Did you learn something today? Other than about the drugs?

#1334

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:47 a.m.

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//during the linear algebra exam Pham: The moment I put in obligation, I forget to taking it off. //five minutes later Pham: The moment I put in obligation, some of you know me by now. Jacob: You forget to taking it off? Pham: No, I never taking it off! You make sure you have money to bring to Ms. Franklin!

#1333

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Jan. 15, 2010, 8:46 a.m.

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//during the linear algebra final exam Pham: In this class, it extremely to get an A. And it extremely to get an E, too. There only two grade in my gradebook, that the problem.