#1362

66

Jan. 20, 2010, 9:59 a.m.

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Duval: I was thinking of getting Shirley a collar that says, "If lost, call Kamal."

#1361

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Jan. 20, 2010, 9:54 a.m.

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//in his Gtalk status message Mr. Rose: Students: stop studying at 11pm and GO TO SLEEP!! Controlled experiments have clearly shown that performance drops substantially when you are sleep deprived. That I would never follow this advice myself is just further proof that it is wise and sensible.

#1360

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Jan. 19, 2010, 9:51 p.m.

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Moose: What has existed throughout all of Russian history? Theresa: Vodka!

#1359

44

Jan. 19, 2010, 5:54 p.m.

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Student: See Mr. Schafer in the corner? He'll teach you MathPhys if you have no life!

#1358

44

Jan. 19, 2010, 5:10 p.m.

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//Joseph goes to It's Ac practice Schafer: Joseph Owen! What are you doing in here? Joseph: Uh, standing. Well, walking actually.

#1357

77

Jan. 18, 2010, 9:46 p.m.

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//Dvorsky passes out Hershey's Kisses before a test Student 1: So can we go home and say, "my teacher gave me a kiss today"? //Later Dvorsky: Do you want AP review at lunch, after school... Student 2: I'll take dinner! Student 3 (holding up Kiss): Finish what you started!

#1356

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:31 p.m.

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Swaney: Last night, I was having dinner with a Belgian. That's random. Well, he's not Belgian. He's a Swede, working in Belgium in Brussels for the EU. Except he doesn't work in Belgium. [...] He lives in Singapore, and he's moving to Cairo to represent Africa and Latin American in the EU. So I asked him, "You're moving to Cairo to travel to Latin America for the EU!?" [...] I know people. This is my life.

#1355

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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Marut: His wife was having an affair with a 19-year-old. Swaney: That's legal.

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:29 p.m.

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Swaney: Did I tell you a teacher stopped me in the parking lot and asked, "How do you propose stopping continental drift?" Joseph: DUCT TAPE!

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Jan. 18, 2010, 9:28 p.m.

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Swaney: I just ran into a student of mine from last year in the SAC. He said, "Swaney, are you trying to go all Jesus on me?"