#1372

44

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:06 a.m.

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Smith: "Selling him up" is British slang. It means about the same as "selling him down the river" in modern American slang.

#1371

00

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:05 a.m.

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Swaney: I figured it out once, but I forget now because I'm old and my brain is atrophying.

#1370

11

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:05 a.m.

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Swaney: My grandmother's 1970 Monte Carlo, a big old butterscotch-mobile.

#1369

1313

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:05 a.m.

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Swaney: Did I tell you this? Fifteen years ago in Mexico, only 5% of people paid their federal income taxes. What the hell? How'd they even have a federal government? And who were those suckers who were paying the 5%?

#1368

1012

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:03 a.m.

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//Schafer is giving a PowerPoint on sound Schafer: This doesn't matter. *next slide* Stuff. *next slide* Babies. *next slide*

#1367

77

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:03 a.m.

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//Joey walks into mathphys and is shocked to see 26 students Joey: Jesus Christ! Mikey: Yes, did you call?

#1366

11

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:02 a.m.

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//explaining why she sent multi-colored e-mails Duval: It was late at night, and I wanted it to be pretty! "Oooh, this should be yellow!"

#1365

79

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:02 a.m.

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Duval: I'm staring at the quadratic formula thinking of Frère Jacques. Jacob: Frère Jacques? Duval: Yeah, my mom's a math teacher, and she teaches the quadratic formula using Frère Jacques. *sings* "Negative b, negative b, plus or minus the square root of, plus or minus the square root of, b squared minus four a c, b squared minus four a c, over two a, over two a."

#1364

1212

Jan. 20, 2010, 10 a.m.

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Duval: Want to hear me shout? Kaluta: Yes. Duval: HEY! //the whole class shuts up and stares at her Duval (to Kaluta): Pretty good, huh?

#1363

24

Jan. 20, 2010, 10 a.m.

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Kaluta (to Duval): You're doing something good for the students? That's novel!