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#1383
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⚐ ReportJacob: Why do you have kids call you Mr. Verrock? Verrock: Because when you do the first name thing, it makes them think I'm their buddy. And then they get all upset when I tell them, "This sucks." "But we're pals!" "You're still gonna fail."
#1382
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⚐ ReportVerrock: We're trying a "starving artists" approach. Find something that would otherwise be thrown away, and make art out of it. [...] Some turned out really well, and some are in that big plastic bag, right back where they came from.
#1381
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⚐ Report//Duval visits RD to talk about SRP Duval: Who has a mentor already? //nobody raises their hand at first, but then Contreras suddenly raises his Duval: I'm shocked. How does Captain Procrastinator have this done already?
#1379
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⚐ Report//A student takes out his camera, intending on taking a picture. The flash was on, accidentally, and the whole class notices. Loomis: Oh, there must be lightning outside!
#1378
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⚐ Report//during the ethics discussion Kaluta: I forgot to give donuts to my fifth period. Should I tell them?...nah!
#1377
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⚐ Report//in the middle of a cell phys exam Lisa: If you go AA then get a C on the exam, is that an A or a B? Bosse: I don't know. Class: A! Lisa: Good.
#1376
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: Steven telling anecdotes. That would be hell. *thinks* Actually, my version of hell is bowling.
#1375
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: In most countries, male homosexuality isn't allowed, but female homosexuality is. Girl on g-- I'll watch that. But Bob and John? Ewww!
#1374
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: My parents sent me to a Christian camp. Only one summer. They didn't invite me back. Student: What was it like? Whitacre: There were kids smoking in the back, guys making out with each other, you know...
#1373
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⚐ ReportSmith: Does anybody know what "transported" means? //Smith looks around, but nobody raises their hand Smith: Evidently, we haven't been reading our Dickens.