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#1394

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Jan. 27, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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//Day One of Thermo Schafer: Welcome to thermo, where we'll burn stuff...and, hopefully, do some learning!

#1393

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Jan. 27, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//At the start of Mrs. Ravilious' infamous 8th period class Mrs. Ravilious: [The other History teachers, namely Mr. Whitacre] were saying I was really funny [...] apparently they were reading Blair Bash. //At the back of the room Cy: This is going on Blair Bash.

#1392

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Jan. 22, 2010, 10:24 p.m.

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Infoflow: "...If you see someone starting a wildfire..." Whitacre: I'm gonna start a fire where you work

#1391

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Jan. 22, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//grace gets a chocolate fondue set from her secrete santa //a bunch of people go outside, two lindt chocolate balls are placed in bowl //cy places fondue set between his legs to block the wind so the fire doesn't go out grace: everyone crowd around him to cover him up! student 1: what is he doing? erik: cy! stop playing with your balls!

#1389

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Jan. 22, 2010, 7:40 a.m.

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//sees three sysops in school on a no-school day Pham: What you doing? Eric: Fixing Binx. Pham: It take that many Magnet student to fix the Bink? Why it take half my classes to fix the Bink?

#1388

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Jan. 21, 2010, 11:53 p.m.

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//Whitacre is talking to Wiz in the media center Jacob: Mr. Whitacre! Are you getting involved with technology? Because I see you talking to Ms. Wiz. Whitacre: No, I'm keeping my distance. *steps back* I don't know anything, so I'm going to the best. I'm like George Washington: I don't have any talent, but I know it when I see it.

#1387

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Jan. 21, 2010, 11:48 p.m.

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Mrs. Cannon: I forget what your other first name is. Shirley: Andrew. Mrs. Cannon: Right!

#1386

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Jan. 21, 2010, 7:19 p.m.

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Peter Q: [Bio is really complicated.] Why do you think biologists work 20 hours a day? Joseph: You mean 28 hours a day, don't you? Peter Q: No, those are the quantum physicists. Joseph: Oh right, because their first assignment is to invent a time machine. Peter Q: Right. We biologists just engineer cuttlefish to kidnap the physicists so that they build one for us.

#1385

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Jan. 21, 2010, 1:48 p.m.

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Ms. Gibboney: So, juxtaposition. It's sort of like how they do in those horror movies where there's something really sweet and innocent before the killer comes in and kills everybody. Something really sweet. Like two kids losing their virginity!

#1384

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Jan. 21, 2010, noon

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Jacob: Look, the emergency stop button's covered up. Wiz: We pressed it, once. When I first got here, Mr. Osmond was still here. For a long time, the button didn't work. One day, he was showing me how it didn't work, and all the phone calls in the building got cut off. Of course, we knew nothing about it. *winks*