#1405

44

Jan. 28, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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//on the first day of sports stat Stein: Here's the dirty little secret: This class is about sports. [...] But the fact that it's about sports is almost irrelevant. We could teach the same class about agricultural statistics. [...] The fact that it's about sports is kinda incidental.

#1404

66

Jan. 28, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Schafer: Watch the electrons fight to illuminate your screen! *in a high voice* It's my turn!

#1403

24

Jan. 27, 2010, 9:49 p.m.

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Student 1: I'm afraid of crowds. Student 2: AND YOU GO TO BLAIR?!

#1402

66

Jan. 27, 2010, 8:35 p.m.

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//Dr. Simel is telling a story about her son's car accident... Simel: So, the moral of the story is, when you're old enough to drive, don't let a strange man follow you to a hotel and pay for a room!

#1401

57

Jan. 27, 2010, 8:28 p.m.

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//Mr. Bustillos, talking about film crews and such in CAP TV Production... Bustillos: So if you didn't have that much money, you could be a director, technician and main star. Yeah, a lot of people actually shot themselves. Class: *laughs* Bustillos: What? [...] Oh, I see. You mean like this: *puts finger to head and makes loud gun noises* You sickies.

#1399

88

Jan. 27, 2010, 7:38 p.m.

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Ravilious: I'm getting the feeling that about 5 of you read the chapter thoroughly...[no one says anything]...and judging by your overwhelming protest it would appear I'm right. Cy: We're all very shy.

#1398

15

Jan. 27, 2010, 7:02 p.m.

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Emma "Anderson Cooper's middle name is Hayes." Ellie: "His middle name is AIDs?!?"

#1397

46

Jan. 27, 2010, 7:01 p.m.

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Student (to Mr. Johnson during class): "Mr Johnson, with all due respect, are you on crack?"

#1396

02

Jan. 27, 2010, 7:01 p.m.

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Mr Bustillos: I could get the president coffee. Doesn't mean I'm married to the president"

#1395

1517

Jan. 27, 2010, 6:57 p.m.

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Blitz: "What is the system that you stand in front of every day and use, whether to play games or to work?" Brendan: "System of equations!"