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⚐ ReportContreras: Ugh, I still have to do my ethics assignment for graphics.... Andy: Dude, you should cheat on the ethics assignment!
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⚐ ReportPham: So what you do if you missing class for one day? Student: Call a friend? Pham: Right! But if you only have one friend, you miserable person. You need at least 20 friend or something. Only one friend make your life miserable. You see guy with four glasses and t-shirt with math formula on it, and you think that people laugh at you when you talking to him, but in couple year, you get down on one knee and that person is your wife or husband or something. Seriously, you think I make joke about this kind of thing?
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⚐ ReportStudent A: What's garlic salt, Mr. Pham? Pham: Garlic salt, is garlic salt!? You don't know garlic salt? The stuff you put in pizza? You know garlic salt? Student A: No... Student B: Isn't that garlic powder? Pham: No, garlic powder is garlic powder not garlic salt! Garlic salt is the thing you put in pizza! You guys no go to Italian place!? Oh never mind, you Asian. You don't go to no Italian place, all you eat is rice and noodle!
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⚐ ReportMogge: "Imagine if you woke up one morning and Mr. Mogge was in your kitchen making you breakfast! Yeah....that would be weird....."
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⚐ ReportStein: Who knows how to play quarter basketball? //nobody raises their hand Stein: You all are the most ignorant group of people I have ever met! Hammond: This is what we did when it rained in elementary school!