#1427

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Jan. 30, 2010, 3:28 p.m.

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Scafer: bpp.mbhs.edu. It's the best website in the world! Shelley: A website that's better than tvtropes? blasphemy.

#1426

55

Jan. 29, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Ozzie (to David): Did you just ask what the difference is between video games and real life?

#1425

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Jan. 29, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Bunday: Is this group so retarded that you have to come up with pictures of sports activities in order to stimulate your thinking?

#1424

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Jan. 29, 2010, 8:12 p.m.

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//Mr. Freeman comes into 8th period Ravilious to talk about Peace Studies electives Freeman: Does anyone know why there is conflict in the Middle East? (Shelley gives a long-winded explanation.) Freeman: Wow. Who is this girl? Brian Clanton: That's Jelly Shin. Shelley tries to hit him. Class laughs. Freeman: Wow. She's smart and violent.

#1423

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Jan. 29, 2010, 5:40 p.m.

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Pham: You guy know how much composition book cost? How much? Student: Like, $1? Pham: No you just saying that. You not buying them so you don't know. Student: But that's what you told us yesterday. Pham: No! No one know? [...] Twenty-five cent! Right befo' school start, they twenty-five cent. You know how much backpack? [...] Three dolla! One week afta' school start, they just three dolla! Student: Where do you buy $3 backpacks? Pham: Wolmart! I buy fifteen of them! (Class laughs) Pham: Why you laugh? I don't get it! My son, he every year. Just give him new backpack. [...] Why it funny?

#1422

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Jan. 29, 2010, 5:07 p.m.

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Ms. Thomas: There's some random kid who just keeps jumping into my conversations with other teachers. Like this one time I was talking to someone about my 5th period and... Justine: Is he in your 5th period? Ms. Thomas: NO!!! I don't know who he is!

#1421

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Jan. 29, 2010, 4:56 p.m.

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[Previously people talking about SRP] Mikey: Wait, what about study hall? Student: Elephant. Mikey: What? Student: Elephant. ...[later] Other Student: What would elephants need study hall for anyways? Elephants never forget. [Pause] ...Probably huge orgies. Mikey: Yeah, we used to do that a lot too, until Mr. Schafer came and put a stop to it.

#1420

22

Jan. 29, 2010, 4:47 p.m.

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// in Quantum Video: ...[Einstein and Schrodinger] planned a full frontal assault on Neils Bohr! * class laughs *

#1419

1313

Jan. 29, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Kathryn: we need to get more balls to kick and suck!

#1418

22

Jan. 29, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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Mythili: What are you doing!? That's not your esophagus! Give it back!