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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:11 p.m.

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//the class is objecting to Mr. Hinkle's examples involving ketchup, mustard, hamburgers, and hotdogs Student: What about Caesar salads? Hinkle: Remember, we're trying to stay mainstream here. None of that weird stuff. Only weird people eat salad! [...] Wait wait wait wait wait. Did someone just mention CAVIAR?

#1436

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:09 p.m.

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Hinkle: What's a substitute? It's a replacement. Like, instead of using a pen, I can substitute a pencil. Right now, I'm substituting this piece of crap [bangs on the overhead projector] for that piece of crap [points at Promethean board].

#1435

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:08 p.m.

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//Some magnet students are debating whether it's better to use a linear extrapolation or put an answer in definite integral form on some econ busywork. Hinkle is listening. Hinkle: You know, you guys are very interesting people.

#1434

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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//some AP questions concerning substitute/complimentary products involve food Hinkle: Remember, on the AP test, the answer is never 'I don't like it and I don't eat it.' So if the question is beef and hamburgers, don't bubble 'E. I don't eat them.'

#1433

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:05 p.m.

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//The class is not paying attention Hinkle: Okay, ladies and gentlemen! Yo! Shhhh! Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!

#1432

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:04 p.m.

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//Tolnay is doing one of those Smith poem assignments during econ Hinkle: Ohhh! You have Dr. Smith! A-ha-ha-ha-ha! I pity the fool.

#1431

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:02 p.m.

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//Mr. Anderson remarked that he is performing in a play over the weekend Student: What's the name of your play? Anderson: I am not here to prostitute myself!

#1430

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Jan. 30, 2010, 10:56 p.m.

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Hinkle: Consumer tastes change demand. And ladies and gentlemen, I have to say, I am a coca-cola kind of guy. Student: I thought you were a beer kind of guy.

#1429

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Jan. 30, 2010, 10:55 p.m.

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Hinkle (serious tone): Someone in my World History class actually said this with a straight face. He said, "Mr. Hinkle, rivers have to flow south because of gravity."

#1428

39

Jan. 30, 2010, 10:21 p.m.

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(While we were testing the shooter in robotics, Ben tried to score a few goals) Ben: Urgh! Why is the kicker so much better than me!? Tucker: I know! Its like a kicking machine or something!