#1450

55

Feb. 3, 2010, 12:35 p.m.

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Hinkle: I only have six days to cram a whole unit down your throat.

#1449

1313

Feb. 3, 2010, 11:15 a.m.

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Contreras: sup, Orlz! Ori: ...? Contreras: It's like shirley, shirlz. Ori, orlz. Ori: I'm okay with that, just dont ask for any. Contreras: wha--OHH.

#1448

88

Feb. 2, 2010, 10:21 p.m.

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//At play practice Girl: Pitti-Sing sings high and low. Mrs. O'Connor: So she's more of a mezzo. Girl: Yeah. Mrs. O'Connor: She has all of the big chesty parts. Guys in bass section laugh. Mrs. O'Connor: Grow up guys.

#1447

1822

Feb. 2, 2010, 8:40 p.m.

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Contreras: I wonder what the most frequently used places for illicit sex in Blair are... Chelsea: Ooh! The sysop room! They have that couch in there...

#1445

66

Feb. 1, 2010, 9:15 p.m.

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"Why can't the universe just work better?" - Carlos

#1444

68

Feb. 1, 2010, 8:32 p.m.

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//Scott, teaching LISP programming, writes on the board: `(a b c) Scott (pointing at the apostrophe): This protects the whole list Kathryn: From who? Attackers?

#1443

88

Feb. 1, 2010, 5:20 p.m.

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//Just after Stein's play-in-one-act Stein: I told my wife I like to think that each average has it's own personality. She said "I hope you don't tell anyone this!"

#1441

57

Feb. 1, 2010, 12:14 p.m.

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Duval: Meet your new SRP-A teacher, Dr. Hurwitz.

#1440

35

Feb. 1, 2010, 7:58 a.m.

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Duval: Did we make fun of emails in this class? Class: No. Duval: Okay then (pulls out stack of papers and reads emails).

#1438

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:16 p.m.

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Hinkle: You want to call me racist? Sorry. If I was racist, I'd be teaching where? Student: Churchill! Hinkle: Right, at the white man's school. [...] Also, if you want to call me sexist, that's already been taken care of. The report is in my file. The big man took me out to the woodshed.