#1461

44

Feb. 4, 2010, 9:23 p.m.

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//Reading through an exemplary English essay: Anderson: "We don't have to read the rest of this, it's the same-old, same-old... She got an 'A' and probably had a happy life as an accountant."

#1460

11

Feb. 4, 2010, 9:20 p.m.

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Anderson: "Stacking details like so much-- well, I was going to say something nasty--So if you keep stacking on details all you get is a pile of you-know-what!"

#1459

99

Feb. 4, 2010, 9:18 p.m.

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Stein: "Compare Blair High School to Poolesville High School. If you've ever been to Poolesville High School-- I've only been there once. I don't want to go back."

#1458

99

Feb. 4, 2010, 8:15 p.m.

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Mr: Stein: We should have an integration pep rally. They'd run out with posters with different integration techniques, like u substitution, and people would clap politely. And then when they brought out trig substitutions, everyone would go wild.

#1457

77

Feb. 4, 2010, 7:05 p.m.

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//Whitacre just gave a quiz on a video about chocolate Whitacre: So the Mayan Goddess of chocolate was Cacao Woman. Many Students: Wait what? Seriously? Whitacre: Yeah seriously! If you missed that, you have no hope. Just give yourselves a big "0" on your report card now.

#1455

33

Feb. 4, 2010, 2:40 p.m.

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//at course selection assembly Counseling guy: You all are almost seniors! [Uncontrolled cheering and whooping breaks out] Counseling guy: Quiet! Please! Can I get your attention! Listen up! [...] Okay, you're not quite there yet.

#1454

77

Feb. 4, 2010, 2:39 p.m.

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//Shirley and Ben are playing RPS-25 in the lab. Next to them, Jordan is reading a math paper containing integrals. Ben: Dynamite! Shirley: Man! No, sponge! Ben: Woman cleans with sponge! Jordan: Rock paper scissors is stupid. You can tell Mr. Stein that I said that. Shirley: Integrals are stupid. Jordan: No, they're awesome! You should go to their website!

#1453

35

Feb. 3, 2010, 9:02 p.m.

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//From upstairs: BANG. BANG. BANG. Student: Did they put a basketball court upstairs? Justine: Yeah, just yesterday Trina: Wait, really?!

#1452

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Feb. 3, 2010, 12:40 p.m.

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Hinkle: About five years ago, the AP people added this to the exam. I found out because all the kids came back from the test and they were like, MR. HINKLE WHAT THE HELL ARE LOANABLE FUNDS? And I was like, what the hell _are_ loanable funds? Hmm, we got a problem.

#1451

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Feb. 3, 2010, 12:38 p.m.

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Hinkle: I'm turning off the lights! Everyone okay with that? I'm asking because for seniors, lights out means sleep time. For juniors, lights off means it's time to grope your neighbor. Hannah, you okay back there? //Hannah is the only girl at her table of 10 juniors