#1506

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Feb. 18, 2010, 6:31 p.m.

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//After seeing groups' thermostat designs Schafer: So, 3 of these look like they COULD work. Out of 8. They all should work theoretically, but the universe just doesn't work that way. So I'm only expecting 3 to do anything. But, probably not all of them will, cuz you guys are gonna screw something up.

#1505

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Feb. 17, 2010, 6:53 p.m.

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Scott L: There aren't any bugs, the code just doesn't work!

#1504

44

Feb. 17, 2010, 6:44 p.m.

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//A student has fallen asleep Whitacre: Wake up! Why are you asleep? Student: It's the first class of the day! Whitacre: Yeah, well it's my first class of the day too, and you don't see my head on the table! That comes at 2,3 in some bar!

#1503

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Feb. 17, 2010, 5:45 p.m.

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//Schafer is talking about pipes in his house contracting and expanding Schafer: ...and you can hear the noise from the pipes rubbing up against the wall. Contreras: Are you sure it isn't a ghost? Schafer: Oh, I know it's not a ghost, cause I asked, "Hey, are you a ghost?" and it said "Nah, we're pipes."

#1502

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Feb. 17, 2010, 5:43 p.m.

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Schafer: My wife's friend's something something something does work on bridges, and he takes a lot of pictures. SO I get one that is actually useful every once in a while, like this one! (points to picture on Promethean board) Nilay: Also, that picture was in the textbook. Schafer: Oh. (pause) Well, a different picture.

#1501

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Feb. 17, 2010, 6:33 a.m.

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//Contreras is helping a student with math Student: Why are you trying to be creative with it? Can't you just do it the good ol' fashioned way? Contreras: That's what she said! Student: (punches Contreras) Contreras: Ow! What the hell, man?! Student: That's what she said!

#1500

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Feb. 16, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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Schafer: There's actually a closet in my house where after a shower you can go hear the pipes settle. Vishnu: Can we visit, Mr. Schafer? Schafer: No, the dog would eat you. Though, Jeechee could bring his dog. Both of ours are like (holds out arms) this big. (looking around) Oh, wait, he's not in this class. (various students now claim their dogs could beat his up)

#1499

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Feb. 16, 2010, 4:35 p.m.

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//Talking about Snowpocalypse Schafer: So I was up in Pennsylvania, and I called my neighbor and I'm like "We've got power up here!" And he's like "We don't here, the dog and I are cold." Student: Did he see the super bowl? Schafer: Well, he went to a friend's house. Sadly, the dog missed it.

#1498

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Feb. 16, 2010, 4:33 p.m.

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//Going over a Thermo Quiz Schafer: Guys, while I DID want you to compare scales, I wasn't looking for you to say which ones sucked or are useless. Even though we all agree it's Fahrenheit. Though, we do live in a country full of (quietly) idiots (out loud) people who use it.

#1497

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Feb. 15, 2010, 8 p.m.

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Pham: What you do if you absent? Evan: You call a friend. Pham: A friend?! My friend, if you in the magnet you only have a friend, you in big trouble my friend. You come to me I get you some friend.