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⚐ Report*mr.rose is in the middle of teaching delta epsilon proofs and he's made a mistake somewhere, but where?* Rose: Okay, sorry, sorry. I swear I know what I'm doing...No. No. No. Why is it going wrong? Greg: I think it's the... Rose: No, wait. I know - No, I'm going to cry because it's wrong. Juan Diego: It's okay. Take your time.
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⚐ ReportHinkle: A cartel is a group of companies that controls the supply of a certain resource. Stefan: Like the Taliban?
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⚐ ReportBlitz: "I don't wanna get too close to a black hole. I don't even wanna throw my dog close to it."
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⚐ ReportStein, while talking about superheroes fighting: "They just fight each other - BAM! BAM! - to a pulp!"
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⚐ ReportStein: You don't need scholarships! Just write an iPhone application. All you need is something with balls bouncing and fart noises, and sell it for 99 cents.
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⚐ Report//while prospective eighth graders are shadowing current students Pham: Hey you! 8th gradah! You know how to rounding numbah? 8th grader: ... ... ..... ....... Pham: Okay. Moving on.
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⚐ ReportStein: I'll admit, some of the stuff I teach in Sports Statistics, I don't really get.
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⚐ Report//While making thermostats Student: Mr. Schafer, how come we can't use the aluminum foil? Schafer: Cuz I'm using it to make mine! It I let you guys use it, you already think it works, and would just throw a sheet down and say "Hey, I'm done!" and I'd just laugh at you.