#1496

44

Feb. 15, 2010, 3:50 p.m.

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Neel: Wait, am I seriously in a group with two second semester seniors? Lindsey: Well, three actually. Neel: Great. I'm [screwed].

#1495

2224

Feb. 14, 2010, 10:26 p.m.

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Mario: Hey Jordan, did you know that you're named after the country Jordan? Jordan: Well, I'm not named after Jordan, I just have the same name as the country that's all. // as Mario is walking away Jordan: You're named after a PLUMBER!!!

#1494

13

Feb. 14, 2010, 9:28 p.m.

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Reckson: ...and "crash" is not a word.

#1493

1111

Feb. 12, 2010, 2:43 p.m.

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//Stein holds up the z-score table Stein (with exaggerated voice waver): ChaAaAaArt!

#1492

88

Feb. 12, 2010, 10:25 a.m.

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"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood and weighed 15 pounds?" -ADSB final

#1491

77

Feb. 9, 2010, 6:28 p.m.

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Teacher in hallway: Gentlemen, please take your hats off! // students walk away without acknowledging Teacher: I said please! DON'T MAKE ME GET BUCK WILD!

#1490

44

Feb. 9, 2010, 6:27 p.m.

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Hinkle: I don't give a shit about mathematics at this time. Oh... *covers mouth*

#1489

33

Feb. 9, 2010, 6:26 p.m.

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// talking about Larry Hinkle: Is he Jewish? Student: Yeah. Hinkle: I can't hit a brother!

#1488

44

Feb. 9, 2010, 6:25 p.m.

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Hinkle: Remember, I'm a man. I get distracted easily.

#1487

37

Feb. 9, 2010, 6:24 p.m.

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// while introducing ourselves in Peace Studies Katie: My favorite month is spring