#1528

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Feb. 22, 2010, 7:15 p.m.

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//Pham is on the phone with his son Pham: Hey, you charge my PSP? //son replies Pham: Where did you find my DS? //son replies Pham: Good! That's what I want to hear! Now is mommy home?

#1526

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Feb. 22, 2010, 6:13 p.m.

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//Richard is doing his hand thing //after class is over... Pham: You know I want to smash kid who is break-dancing

#1525

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Feb. 22, 2010, 6:10 p.m.

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Porac: Ref! What happened there? He was offsides wasn't he? Ref: No, his shot, it hit the post. (field goal post, and so was out of play) Porac: Yes, yes I understand that, but he was offside. Ref: It hit the post. Porac: That was offside!!! Ref: If you continue to argue, I will have to give you a yellow card. No more arguing. Porac: Ok, your doing a great job sir (kind of sarcastically obviously) Ref: (Pulls out yellow card) I warned you coach Porac: IT WAS A COMPLIMENT?!

#1524

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Feb. 22, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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Porac: You guys need to start playing harder. This is ridiculous. If you don't show me you want to win, I'm going back to bartending, better hours, better money, and better-looking [women].

#1523

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Feb. 22, 2010, 4:49 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever drank moonshine? Hinkle: Uhhh, let me just say this: for a number of years I had a good friend from West Virginia... Student: Oh, that explains it! Hinkle: ...before he passed away from a certain drinking problem. And in our college and youth years from about 20 to 30, we did many things together that were-- Student: Gay? Hinkle: --risky. Like making your own West Virginia still, or eating things that you killed along the road.

#1522

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Feb. 22, 2010, 4:46 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to a lot of places. And there is very few things that I haven't eaten. I've eaten things that I've caught, that I've trapped, that I've fished for, that I've shot... people say, "Hinkle, you ate that?" And I say, "yup!" Student: Roadkill? Hinkle: Yeah. Groundhog's not that bad. [...] Ya know, it's like you're hunting except you gotta kill it with your car.

#1521

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Feb. 22, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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//Finishing up thermostats Vishnu: Mr. Schafer, can we test ours instead of theirs (motions to him and Lucas, then the other 2 guys who got something to work) Schafer: No! What do you think the word "team" means? //Later, after the other thermostat failed Vishnu (to other team members): If my design works, you guys owe me money! Schafer: But it won't cuz from what they've said, you designed it horribly. Besides, you already failed on the good one.

#1520

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Feb. 22, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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//some students are tossing a ball during class Hinkle: Yo, shh! Are we having balls problems? Student: There's only one ball. Hinkle: So you only got one ball, and you're playing with it [...] and so are all the other guys at your table.

#1519

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Feb. 21, 2010, 2:13 p.m.

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Stein: Did you know there's a correlation between the length of your middle finger to your actual height? Student: Really? Stein: Go measure your middle finger! *student measures wrong* Stein: I ask you to do such a simple thing and you can't even do that? Student: .... Stein: Give me your middle finger! Straighten it out! You're not leaving until we get this right!

#1517

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Feb. 20, 2010, 7:11 p.m.

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//pd6 analysis1a Rose: So I'm going to go ahead and flip this inequality around, since I'm scared of greater-than signs. Class: <laughs> Rose: No, I'm being serious.