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Feb. 24, 2010, 10:36 p.m.

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// Talking about the Great Schism Ravilious: ...but the French wanted a French pope. So, as they say, there was a great disruption in the Force. Nilay (aside): Yeah... wait what?

#1541

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Feb. 24, 2010, 9:40 p.m.

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Balla: Imagine maybe the person sitting next to you could be your future husband or wife. Manisha: Awww Austin doesnt have anyone sitting next to him Amir: He should make it realistic and put his left hand on that empty chair. Austin: *$@$ You

#1540

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Feb. 24, 2010, 8:30 p.m.

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Kabemba: I always give women flowers, but they never want them. They say "did I ask you for flowers?"

#1538

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Feb. 24, 2010, 3:47 p.m.

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Mr. Schafer: As a kid my father asked me why it was that when my hands are cold and I blow on them, they get warm, but when my soup is hot and I blow on it it gets cooler. That question bothered me for a long time. In the end I concluded that I had magic powers.

#1537

28

Feb. 24, 2010, 8:45 a.m.

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Jenni: No! I used a center tag! Bad Jenni! Diana: What's wrong with a center tag? Jenni: It is bad! It doesn't exist! Diana: Yes it does! Jenni & Chester: No it doesn't! Diana: Yes it does! Chester: No, it's like God, it doesn't exist! Diana & Jenni: ... Chester: ...that wasn't a very good argument, was it.

#1534

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Feb. 23, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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Contreras: I'm getting some massive quads. Chicks dig that, right? Connor: Well, I think that by the time they notice the "massive quads" you're pretty good anyhow...

#1533

57

Feb. 23, 2010, 9:07 p.m.

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Sarah: You can't tell a pig like... about pigs dying in Uganda

#1532

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Feb. 23, 2010, 6:23 p.m.

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Brian G: I'll show you yours if you show me mine.

#1531

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Feb. 23, 2010, 5:59 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: After our Gatsby lecture last class, it is absolutely imperative that we all be on the same page. Is everyone with me so far? Shirley and Mario (in unison): We wit you so fah! Mr. Anderson: I appreciate your enthusiasm, but neither of you were here last class...

#1530

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Feb. 23, 2010, 10:20 a.m.

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//talking about the media center staff David: Who's Ms. Lamphier? Shirley: Ms. Lamphier is the one who doesn't talk wike this.