#1649

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March 12, 2010, 5:03 p.m.

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//Dzi's phone rings, and Schafer hums along 'til he picks it up Dzi: Hello? No...no... Grace: This happened during origins, too! Dzi: Look, you have the wrong number! (hangs up) Schafer: I can just imagine that. (holds hand to ear like a phone) "Hello? Hang on, I don't have a good enough signal (stands on chair). Yeah...uh-huh...hang on, (motioning to class) guys, can you quiet down? No...look, this is a wrong number, and you already bothered me during Donaldson's class. Yeah...you too." (takes hand down) //Class laughs //Just then, Dzi's phone goes off again...and he doesn't even look at it Gilad (holding up his phone): Hey Dzi, pick up your phone! //Schafer confiscates Gilad's phone... but not Dzi's

#1648

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March 11, 2010, 10:50 p.m.

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// on the bus to crew practice Fernando: They're not really singing, they're just talking out of tune. Wylie: Yeah, that's what rap is.

#1647

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March 11, 2010, 10:46 p.m.

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Bosse: Don't bother the student aide about how she graded the questions, she did it out of the kindness of her heart... You can't fire her... You could fire me though.... Except I've been here too long, I'd have to kill one of you or something... It's really hard to get fired.

#1646

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March 11, 2010, 9:30 p.m.

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Student: How did I do on the test? Rose: Yeah, um... you really need to pray to the algebra gods. Like, sacrifice an animal or something.

#1640

33

March 11, 2010, 2:12 p.m.

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Emily: This is like limbo, except gyrating. Lev: That's what she said! Khoa: Lev, how low can you go?

#1639

44

March 11, 2010, 1:50 p.m.

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Gibi: You know, you could've just asked me to move. Khoa: Of course, but then the probability of you moving would be between 0 and 1. I couldn't risk it.

#1635

66

March 11, 2010, 7:29 a.m.

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Sanjeev: I saw Mr. Williams yesterday, and he said to me: "You know that sports stat class? You're doing graduate-level work! If I had to write an 11-page paper by Wednesday, I'd be pulling my hair out!" That's what Mr. Williams said. Jacob: Maybe that's why his hair's so short...

#1633

1515

March 10, 2010, 11:29 p.m.

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Blitz: "Acceleration? What acceleration?" Greg: "From GRAVITY!" Blitz: "Gravity doesn't have acceleration!"

#1632

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March 10, 2010, 9:57 p.m.

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Rose: I'm gonna break your brains here.. // general laughter // Alex Qiu slams back of head into closet door Rose: ... don't actually break your brain.

#1631

1515

March 10, 2010, 9:56 p.m.

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//Answering a problem in class Mr.Pham: Who said three? You take book and slap on your face!