#1662

212

March 15, 2010, 3:58 p.m.

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//students are conversing; someone uses the word 'gay' Hinkle: Whoa, whoa! Ladies and gentlemen, you realize that we're not allowed to say gay anymore, right? Aubrey: But you can say Lucas is definitely a faggot. [Several pens fly across the room] Hinkle: Hey, hey, hey! Whoa! Let me just say, there's a little too much male bonding going on right now. A little too much of the big T. Students: Big T? Student 1: Touching? Student 2: Twilight? Hinkle: Testosterone!

#1661

88

March 15, 2010, 3:50 p.m.

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Anderson: We are going to examine and interpret every instance of Edna's intense passion...so take out your notes and we will embark on this adventurous journey...because that is exactly what you want to do on a rainy afternoon...the day after daylight savings...because absolutely none of you are tired.

#1660

66

March 15, 2010, 3:48 p.m.

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Whitacre: Your parents may say that they don't pick favorites, but that's wrong. Maybe they love you all the same, but there's always one that they love a little bit more, one favorite child. [...] Think about your siblings. See how they get away with all that crap that you used to get in trouble for? "Oh honey, it's not favoritism! We love you both the same, we were just young and inexperienced when we had you." LIES!!!

#1659

77

March 15, 2010, 3:43 p.m.

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Whitacre: The question is, are going to try and have a reasonable relationship with China this time around? Nevin: NO! No relationship with China! They talk funny! Whitacre: Put on a plaid shirt and get a Southern accent and you could pass for one of my relatives.

#1658

79

March 15, 2010, 2:34 p.m.

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Janitor: Ima give you one last chance, man. Kid: Man, I ain't movin'. Janitor: Man, Ima call Smiff over here cuz you undaminin' me. Janitor (on walkie talkie): //looks at Smith across lunch room// Ayo Smiff!...(Smith doesn't respond)...Smiff! Smith: What? Janitor: Smiff, dis kid ova heuh is undaminin' me! Smith: Ok, man I be right ova. Janitor: Smiff, dis kid ove heuh is undaminin' me! Man, he betta stop undaminin' me!!!!!

#1657

1820

March 15, 2010, 2:26 p.m.

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Jack: I have little bits of food here. I don't know what to call them. Craig: Are they crumbs? Eli: Yeah, are they crumbs? Jack: Well, you could call them crumbs, but you'd be wrong.

#1654

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March 15, 2010, 12:18 p.m.

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Schafer: You know what's indispensable? Especially in physical sciences, like math, physics, chemistry, engineering, its -- Contreras: Mr Pham. By far.

#1653

57

March 14, 2010, 4:42 p.m.

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Erik: Nice shirt. Ozzie: Nice shorts. Joe: Nice service.

#1652

88

March 13, 2010, 8:55 p.m.

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Roberts: -talks about jazz music theory to class- Will: -cell rings- -answers cell- Hello? Roberts: -stops talking and stares at Will- Will: -to phone- Oh, ok. -to Roberts- This is important. I have to take this call. Roberts+class: -still staring at Will- Will: -gets up- This is important. -continues talking on phone and leaves classroom- Roberts: What was that about? Rest of trumpet section: -shrug- Roberts: -continues teaching-

#1651

1717

March 13, 2010, 6:10 p.m.

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//Schafer is describing what he thinks the award ceremony for best teacher would be like Schafer: So it's like 3 hours or something. What are they gonna do with all that time? They could be like "Best securitry guard" or "Most hardworking building services worker" or something like that. And then imagine 3 hours of that junk! Student: Will you give an acceptance speech? Schafer: Yeah, and I'll just throw in some of your guys names. I might even make up some names. Gilad: Thank Dr. Quantum! Schafer: You know what, I'm gonna thank JK Rowling for inspiring a generation to read! Bae: And thank Stephenie Meyer for inspiring a generation NOT to read!