#1630

1414

March 10, 2010, 9:33 p.m.

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// discussing the awakening in ap lang, esp. adele when dr. simel walks in Mrs. Gross: If you're a women, you can be a housewife, a trophy wife, an assistant, a nurse... Student: Or prostitute! Mrs: Or a prostitute. Adele's a perfect housewife though. She's on her back all the time. Having sex or having a baby. Having something! Dr. Simel: What book is this? Class: The Awakening Dr. Simel: I love it already. // as she walks out she grabs a copy.

#1629

11

March 10, 2010, 8:06 p.m.

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Whitacre: If I don't learn math I can't get married? Peter the Great, where were you? Twenty-five years ago...

#1628

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March 10, 2010, 6:48 p.m.

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Pham: You guys need to be learning good study habit! I never had to study past eleven o'clock. Only time I stay up until four in morning is when play video games! I not studying, though.

#1627

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March 10, 2010, 6:36 p.m.

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//At the 2010 WWII Interdisciplinary... Parent: So, you've seen an American veteran who fought in Normandy, a soldier in the Russian cavalry, and many other veterans. So, I say we give a round of applause to the ones who are here with us tonight. Crowd: *applause* Parent: [turns to veteran next to him and says something in Russian, probably thank you or something] //Veteran nods as parent talks, then... Veteran: Sir, I have no idea what you just said.

#1626

33

March 10, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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//In TV Studio... Main office: Mr. Bustillos? Bustillos: Yep? Yeah? Yipp? Main office: It's Julie, from the main office. Bustillos: Hey, I know you!! Main office: They need you in the auditorium for... [back and forth for a minute] Bustillos: Um...yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. Main office: [asks him to come and help] Bustillos: [whiney voice] Well, I don't wanna! I'm not a producer!! Ugh...film...

#1625

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March 10, 2010, 6:21 p.m.

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//A story from Dr. Simel... So, you know, a long time ago, I used to like to catch a few Zs before my classes. So I had my pillow, and my blanket, and there was this conference room next to my office. I told the secretary to wake me up in 15 minutes, when my class started, and I lay down under the conference table. Later, I woke up, and saw that I had been drooling. Like, reeeeaally drooling. And I looked at my watch, and noticed I was 10 minutes late for class. And then I noticed there were a bunch of legs all around me, and realized they were having a meeting, and they didn't know I was under here. So I was thinking, "Oh my god, what do I do, I can't just skip class," and so I crawled out from under the table - and I was about 30, y'know - and all the people just stared at me. And when I got out of the room, about 3 seconds later, I heard them all start to crack up. Then, a few years later, whenever someone looked at me and started to laugh, I knew that person had been one of the people in the room. Isn't that great?

#1622

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March 9, 2010, 8:08 p.m.

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Mr. Verock: Everything on the board has a meaning. Except that part over there... Apparently I'm a zombie.

#1620

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March 9, 2010, 6:44 p.m.

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//the class is analyzing the writing style of The Awakening //Anderson reads an imagery-loaded sentence Anderson: Awww! There you can actually feel something. But what are you feeling? Friggin' ocean on your body.

#1619

04

March 9, 2010, 6:39 p.m.

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//Shrimp walks into 215 //It's Ac is setting up Diana: Hey Chris, you should join It's Ac practice! Shrimp: When? Diana: Now. Shrimp: Where? Diana: Here. Shrimp: Do you guys get into semifinals? Diana: Yup, and finals too. Joel: Yeah, we actually win.

#1618

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March 9, 2010, 5:31 p.m.

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//talking to the freshmen Hammond: So if dachshunds are hot dogs, corgis are the Polish kielbasa of dogs.