#1677

1012

March 17, 2010, 7:54 p.m.

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Rose: So, Contreras says, lets ln() both sides to rescue the exponent princess from the high tower. Contreras: Wait, what did I say??

#1676

1212

March 17, 2010, 7:10 p.m.

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//during class on Saint Patrick's Day Whitacre: If you're Irish, that's a personal problem. But if you're wearing green and you're not Irish, then you're just an idiot.

#1675

88

March 17, 2010, 12:55 p.m.

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//There is preemptive decorating in case Schafer wins for best teacher Schafer: So I can just look to the back and see a huge "Congratulations". If I look left, I see another sign. Student: What about the sash? Schafer: Right, so I have this sash now! (puts it on) I was gonna have a tiara, but I never got it! Gilad: You should wear the sash to the awards ceremony! Schafer: Yeah, I'll wear a sash and a tiara to the awards. Act all prom queenish and stuff.

#1674

2020

March 16, 2010, 8:39 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say, you have to do some math for this. This other day, some girl was asking me how to do "reverse addition."

#1673

88

March 16, 2010, 5:42 p.m.

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Rajan: Oh, Mr Kaluta, you're Japanese? Mr. Kaluta: I'm not Japanese. The better teacher is Japanese. Rajan: Oh, you're just a bad white teacher? Mr. Kaluta: Yeah, I'm a bad white teacher. Wait, no, you guys got all the answers right, so I'm a good teacher! Rajan: Not necessarily. We may just be good students. Mr. Kaluta: I'm going to strike you. Rajan: Mr. Kaluta, we are not in a catholic school from the 1850's! Mr.Kaluta(equipped with a high pitched voice and hand gestures): Hold out your hand! * hand strike down *

#1669

66

March 15, 2010, 9:52 p.m.

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Rose: Anytime I have to rescue exponent princesses from high up in towers...

#1666

68

March 15, 2010, 8:29 p.m.

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//pd6 analysis Rose: [Student], lemme see what you got. Student: Why do you always pick on me?! //whine whine whine Rose: Its like... racial profiling, only with homework. Student: Okay, well, I didn't do it, I didn't have time. Rose: See?

#1665

7076

March 15, 2010, 6:17 p.m.

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Stein: Disjoint is what the drug dealer tries to sell you.

#1664

46

March 15, 2010, 4:23 p.m.

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Eszter: Pouvons-nous faire le dialogue in like 5 minutes?

#1663

55

March 15, 2010, 4:21 p.m.

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Mme Loomis: "Je vais le mettre sur le...sur le...tableau magique." Translation: I'm going to put it on the...on the...magic board.