#1691

22

March 19, 2010, 11:52 p.m.

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Dr. Simel: "Now everyone lets try not to imagine them lying in bed together."

#1690

48

March 19, 2010, 8:09 p.m.

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Sam: He and everyone who buys- Stein: Who's Evelyn Dubai?

#1689

2024

March 19, 2010, 8:07 p.m.

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Blitz: Does anyone know where we grow rice in this country? Students: China!

#1687

1012

March 19, 2010, 7:59 a.m.

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//Carlos arrives at sports stat half an hour late Stein: Carlos, meet Eric. Eric, meet Carlos. Carlos: Hey Eric, I hear we're partners for some project.

#1684

77

March 18, 2010, 8:10 p.m.

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Pham: Approximately 60-70% of you failed. You all fail.

#1682

1616

March 17, 2010, 9:15 p.m.

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[during Stein's pd 6 Analysis class in 317, Rose walks in and takes the clock off the wall] Stein: Stop taking my clock! Rose: This is only the second time! Stein: Put it back! Rose: But we're taking a test. [Rose leaves] Stein (yelling after him): Put it on the Promethean board! [to class] Rose pisses me off.

#1681

35

March 17, 2010, 9:12 p.m.

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Roberts: "...measure 63...so that's 4 before 66..."

#1680

2123

March 17, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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Kaluta: "If you ask nicely, I'll show you how to do it." Scott: "Tell us or I'll hurt you!"

#1679

-15

March 17, 2010, 7:56 p.m.

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//astro pd7 Donaldson: If you put something out in the sun, it bleaches -- Hannah F.: So its evolution, right?

#1678

37

March 17, 2010, 7:55 p.m.

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//astro pd7, talking about photons and sunburns Donaldson: So, you all are smart about sunscreen, right? Contreras: Yeah, we need to wear anti-photon. Hannah F.: Wait, have they invented that???