#1702

55

March 22, 2010, 4:28 p.m.

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Sammie: Avatar is just Pocahontas with 10 foot tall smurfs

#1700

66

March 21, 2010, 7 p.m.

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Juan Diego (to Ms. Blitz): Since this is earth science, may I ask how on earth I got put into this SRP?

#1699

-37

March 21, 2010, 6:59 p.m.

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//Condensed version of a very, very long story (half hour roughly) Sarah: Hey, Mr. Schafer, can you have ice cream that doesn't melt? Schafer: I'm not sure... Sarah: But does it exist? Vishnu: I got this Mr. Schafer, I got this! It can't exist, it melts at room temperature! Student 1: The winner should get ice cream! Schafer: Or cookies! Sarah: But I'd rather have Indian food! Vishnu: My mom makes that, there's always leftovers! Schafer: So if Sarah's right, you bring in leftovers, and if you're right, she brings in cookies. But how will we know who wins? Student: We should vote! Schafer: So, you guys give your evidence, and we'll be the jury. You guys total 30 votes, you two don't get to vote, and I count as 32 votes. Student: That's not fair! Schafer: Life's not fair. Student: This is the strangest bet ever. Schafer: BUSINESS PROPOSITION! //Later on... Bae: I looked this up on my iPhone, and I found this article about it. Schafer: Great, he looked it up, now he's got all the power! Bae: So apparently there's this pudding-ice cream-thing that melts into pudding and therefore isn't solid. There's a picture, too! (shows) Vishnu: But pudding isn't ice cream! Sarah: But it should still count, it starts as ice cream! Vishnu: But it still changes! I win this! Schafer: Yeah, he wins. You owe him cookies.

#1698

2830

March 20, 2010, 9:02 p.m.

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(during lunch) Student 1: Mr. Rose, could you open this for me? The lid won't come off. *Mr. Rose puts papers down and struggles to open it* Mr. Rose: I don't want to break the plastic off... Student 2: Come on Mr. Rose, use your muscles! *Mr.Rose still tries to open it without success* Mr. Rose: I'm not letting this thing get between me and Asian food!

#1697

1515

March 20, 2010, 7:30 p.m.

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Rose: If we have something so disgusting that it would be a sacrilege to write it on the white board, we write on the mini-boards so that we can submit it to a ritual cleansing. *picks up a mini white board and write X^x on it. Drops it to the ground* Rose: OMG! We banish it to the ground. *Kicks it* // Peter falls to the ground. Rose: So, what do we do? I need to sick my log on it...are you okay? *Peter gets up and sits down* Rose: I though I kicked your backpack. Peter: You kicked my knee.

#1696

44

March 20, 2010, 7:25 p.m.

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Rose: This is amazing. it is going to *blow* your mind! You've been dreaming about it since you were a little kid. Students: Yay! Rose: They're like monsters that chew up your sandwich for you. Log - go to work!

#1695

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March 20, 2010, 7:22 p.m.

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Rose: Sherman, wake up! Sherman: My eyes are open. Rose: Oh. Sherman: My eyes aren't that small...

#1694

66

March 20, 2010, 7:12 p.m.

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Rose: Today is very important. Today is the most important of Analysis. NEXT DAY Rose: Today is the most important day of Calculus. NEXT DAY Rose: Today, I am going to blow your mind because- Student: It's the most important day of Calculus, we get it.

#1693

68

March 20, 2010, 7:08 p.m.

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*Mr. Dema walks in pd. 7 genetics* Dema: Hey Dizzy! Class: O.o Dema: Oh, I mean...Mrs. Balla, was that what you were looking for? Amir: Desire...e Balla: I'm not answering to that. // pause // *Dema's looking at her t-shirt* Dema: What are you wearing? Balla: *shrug* I always support Duke. Dema: What's this madness?! Take off your shirt! Class: O_O

#1692

66

March 19, 2010, 11:54 p.m.

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Dr. Simel: "Well since the door is locked, i'll just go through the window."