#1718

1315

March 24, 2010, 9:39 p.m.

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//Jared asks a stupid question Rose: Jared you're way off. See you in math help for the rest of forever. Moving on.

#1717

2628

March 24, 2010, 5:18 p.m.

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(Mrs. Ravilious wakes Valerie up) Mrs. Ravilious: Why does everyone keep falling asleep? *sigh* Okay, keep reading. (A student keeps reading the assignment, Valerie starts talking to someone) Mrs. Ravilious: VALERIE, GO BACK TO SLEEP! (Entire class laughs) Mrs. Ravilious: In my 26 years of teaching that's the first time I've ever said that to student.

#1716

33

March 24, 2010, 3:33 p.m.

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Schafer: Rachel, pick a number between 0-2 that's an integer. Rachel: 3?

#1711

99

March 23, 2010, 10:29 p.m.

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//code red drill Rose: So we're gonna take a little break...I'm gonna eat a sandwich.

#1710

1111

March 23, 2010, 8:02 p.m.

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//Joseph and Diana are setting up their SRP presentations. Rose walks in. Rose: Hey, who's going first? //Joseph and Stubby point at Diana Rose (to Joseph): I want to see your thing so bad. //Entire room starts laughing

#1709

66

March 23, 2010, 1:52 p.m.

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// people are burning aluminum cans in Materials Science Dr. Wan: It's a wonderful smell, Ori! It smells like death and cellular destruction.

#1708

-28

March 23, 2010, 1:30 p.m.

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Omar: Ok, back to Sporcle. Boston! Maryland!

#1707

77

March 23, 2010, 8:01 a.m.

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Stein (shouting): WE'RE NOT DONE YET! WHO SAID WE'RE DONE? DID NAPOLEON THROW IN THE TOWEL? *pauses* Oh, yes, he did.

#1706

99

March 22, 2010, 10:11 p.m.

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//Shirley is going to RSI over the summer Shirley: Hey Jacob, tell Ms. Ragan your summer plans! Jacob: Oh, I'm working at RSI. Ragan: Really? Doing what? Jacob: I'll be like a sysop. Ragan: No kidding! *laughs* They don't know what's about to hit them! I should write a letter to RSI right now warning them, "Do not let these two near each other under any circumstances." Jacob: Or just wait until after the summer to write the letter. Shirley: "In retrospect, you shouldn't have let those two near each other." "Yeah, we noticed."

#1705

26

March 22, 2010, 9:43 p.m.

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Alex: Well, we're just stupid. Staub: There you go, you just summed up the whole year!