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⚐ ReportNilay, to Gibi: You look like a dinosaur. Gibi, to Gross: They're verbally harassing me! Gross: You're harassing them by how you look.
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⚐ ReportOstrander: How 'bout you, Peter? Student: Wait, you're both named Peter! Ostrander: Yeah, Peter's such an awesome name. Peter: Actually, my dad changed his name to Peter after I was born. Ostrander: Wow, so your dad is named after you? That's awesome.
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⚐ Report//weird webpage open on Bob's computer Sam: What the frick is this? Bob: I don't know, it's the internet
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⚐ ReportJames Hill: Oh a proof? I ain't got that sort of free time. It'd be badass if Wolfram could generate proofs.
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⚐ ReportWhitacre: You can't beat the oil industry. We used to have electric and steam cars. But the oil companies were like "We don't like that!" We've been stuck with that mistake for few hundred years, you'd think someone would have fixed it. Gee, humans are so stupid.
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⚐ Report//freshman R&E and robotics elective are sharing the lab Freshman 1: What's your name? Freshman 2: What's your name? Jacob: I don't have a name. Freshman 3: He's Jacob Hurwitz. Freshmen 1 and 2 (in unison): YOU'RE JACOB HURWITZ? Freshman 1: I thought Jacob Hurwitz was someone else! The kid with the glasses and... //Jacob looks puzzled Freshman 3: You're some legendary figure. Everybody knows you, but nobody's seen you.
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⚐ ReportBlaha (to Jacob): I was looking at my attendance, and it's... interesting that you have 11 absences and they're all excused. That doesn't happen in any of my other classes!
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⚐ ReportRose: Now we're going to learn about one of the most important theorems in calculus -- Rolle's Theorem. //teaches Rolle's Theorem //class starts talking about the most important theorem in calculus Student: Is Rolle's Theorem the most important? Rose: Who gives a crap about the stupid Rolle's Theorem?!