#1771

15

April 10, 2010, 7:18 p.m.

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Balla: I know you guys are either math-geniuses or humanitarianistic...s...but I was really both. A magnet and a CAP, a...Magcap. Class: LOL Balla: Magcap sounds weird, doesn't it? Magcap...Capnet... Mythili: You were a MAP!

#1770

1010

April 10, 2010, 5:04 p.m.

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Juan Diego: Wait, what is this method called? Assuming the opposite... Rose: Proof by contradiction. Juan Diego: Ummm, I'm sorry, but I don't understand... Rose: Reductio Ad Absurdum Juan Diego: Ohhhh...

#1769

88

April 10, 2010, 5:02 p.m.

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Andy Gilbert (to Rose): Your lack of enthusiasm for this problem *disgusts* me.

#1768

1515

April 10, 2010, 5:01 p.m.

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Rose: I was going to be early today except when I was walking out...I *stubbed* my toe. Class: LOL Rose: No, like I STUBBED my toe like no has ever stubbed their toes in the history of stubbing toes. -limps to board- Rose: In fact, I didn't even check it because it's probably just a bloody, gory mess down there. I need to get it amputated. -drops Calculus text by accident* Student: Watch out fr your toe. Rose: Don't worry, it's not there anymore.

#1767

1414

April 10, 2010, 4:58 p.m.

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*Rose walks into class ten minutes late* Ostrander: You didn't really need to come: he (Warren) could really teach the class. Rose: Yeah, isn't he great? Ostrander: In fact, I don't know why we even pay you... Rose: -sweat- um, legal things - he's a minor!

#1766

1010

April 10, 2010, 4:57 p.m.

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Quinn: Penalize is a weird word. Like penalty...and subpoena... Gross: Penis is a weird word, too...I haven't had to say that this early in a while. Class: LOL - Later - Gross: Sure, the lady in black and the lovers can get together - like a threesome!...Wow, didn't think I'd say that this early either.

#1765

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April 9, 2010, 7:18 p.m.

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Rose: Hey (student), I just got in a fight with Pham about you. Student: Really? Rose: Yeah. I said you're smart, but he disagreed. Student: Who won? Rose: Well I won because I was right, but it was a tough argument. Student: Why? Rose: He had evidence to suggest that I was wrong. Student: Like what? Rose: Your chemistry grade.

#1763

37

April 9, 2010, 6:59 p.m.

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Eszter: "We should have three week long school days all the time."

#1762

810

April 9, 2010, 6:24 p.m.

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Tolnay: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever been in jail? Hinkle: What? [to student] Why would he ask that? Student: *shrugs* Hinkle: So you wanna know if I've ever been locked up? Tolnay: Yes, Mr. Hinkle. Hinkle: The answer is, I'm sorry to say, no. Have I ever been locked up? No. Have I almost been locked up? Yes. [There is a moment of silence] Tolnay, incredulous: Seriously? You've _really_ never been in jail?

#1761

88

April 9, 2010, 6:21 p.m.

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//We were talking about labor supply, which led to labor unions, which led to teacher unions, which led to teacher licensing, which led to this. Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, guess what was the hardest licensing test I ever took. Student 1: Driver's license? Hinkle: Nooo, no. Student 2: Teaching license? Hinkle: Nah. It was my captain's license. Students: What? Hinkle: Ya know, boat captain. Students: You were a boat captain!?! Hinkle: Yup. Student 3: What's the biggest that your boat can be? Hinkle: 100 tons //Later he explained that they accidentally gave him the 100 ton test instead of the 12 ton test, but he passed anyway