#1749

1717

April 7, 2010, 1:44 p.m.

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//we had been discussing how early cars had no traffic laws Whitacre: There should be some time during the day when traffic laws don't apply.  It's like, you could just run over pedestrians and stuff.  I'd be out by Colesville at 2:35 with a lawn chair, one of those umbrellas, and a drink, and I'd just watch Blair kids get run over.  I'd even take bets, like "$5 that 15 kids will be hit!"  It's survival of the fittest in action, Darwin would like it, all the stupid kids would die.

#1748

77

April 7, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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//on the first day of fourth quarter Stein: I finished grades. All of you have an A or a B, which is good because they're the same thing. This class is graded on trend, so only your fourth quarter grade matters. [...] If you got an A, you wasted effort.

#1747

1010

April 7, 2010, 7:56 a.m.

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//Ozzie starts laughing Stein: What's so [...] funny, Mr. Fffffallick? Ozzie: I asked Carlos for a comb, and he pulled out four. Stein: Carlos, show me your combs. //Carlos pulls out four combs, two from each pocket Stein: Are they specialty combs? Carlos: *glances down at them* One's broken. Stein: Why do you have four? Carlos: I thought I had two, but they copied-and-pasted.

#1746

35

April 6, 2010, 2:38 p.m.

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//Ms. Czap is demonstrating ferrofluid, a messy, black liquid Student: Can I touch it? Czap: No. I'd rather you not go home black. //class laughs

#1745

55

April 6, 2010, 12:01 p.m.

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//On the first day of second semester Moose: Who had Ravilious? (Hands go up) Who had Whitacre? (hands) Screw them they're gone!

#1743

1010

March 28, 2010, 6:33 p.m.

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//Someone was playing really good music in the senior court yard while we were taking a formative Simel: If they weren't so good I would have to tell them to stop // Simel then goes over to the window and yells out it Simel: Hey guys, I was just telling my students that if you weren't so good we would have to yell at you b/c they're taking a test, but your really good. Could you play something softer though, I don't mean quite, but ya know like concentrating music

#1742

77

March 28, 2010, 2:56 p.m.

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//at crew Elliot: Holy shit, theres a HUGE boat headed our way! Contreras: wow, can we we weigh 'nuff and look? Elliot: Yea sure. All 4, weigh nuff! //Everyone turns around to look. //A little pleasure craft strolls by. Everyone: What?!

#1741

55

March 26, 2010, 4:38 p.m.

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Ian O.: "You could crack two eggs with one stone."

#1740

66

March 26, 2010, 8:52 a.m.

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//Talking about how much of the robot is available for use Daniel R: I'm Jewish with some Chinese, I have to haggle for it! Shaya: Wait, who makes more? Daniel: I'd say that Jews make more than Chinese. Shaya: But China makes more than the Jews!

#1739

297331

March 26, 2010, 8:45 a.m.

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Pham: I love algebra, so beautiful, everything work out pretty. (pause) Pham: Algebra prettier than girlfriend, you wish yo' girlfriend look like algebra.